Thursday, August 21, 2008

You know your in love.....


when you absolutely give up on life!!!

really lindsay???

put on a fucking bra!! we've all come to expect this shit from britney spears and jessica simpson, but you have ginger style to uphold. its not just about you any more. you're ginger, you need to look good for the world! i know you are in love, and you've found a lovely young man to......
.....what??
...........wow........ouch..........

i digress! whoever you choose to bang, you have a social responsibility to uphold to always look fabulous and wear a bra! i can not bear this ginger-fabulous weight all alone lindsay......please come back.....some sequins....heels maybe? anything. just lose the baggy tank and faded gray jeans. for me. for your people.



*its been brought to my attention that i also own a pair of faded gray skinny jeans. am i in love also? yes, yes i am. with myself. can you blame me? i look fabulous in those jeans......

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