a pig with lipstick?

are the canidates still talking? shouldn't they have moved on to wrestling in tubs of jello or seeing who could take the most shots of hot sauce before puking?

wait wait wait, thats not politics, thats tila tequila!
Although to be honest, this years election is becoming a little tila tequila-ish with the constant bitching and catfights. Five bucks says Palin claws someones eyes out by November.
To be honest, the rate things are going, we would be better off nominating tila for prez. i mean think about it, she is bisexual, not even a fake one, a REAL bisexual. she loves men and women! that means everyone! tila tequila loves AMERICA!! and even better, if she runs along side pornstar Sunrise Adams, their campaign could be "Tequila-Sunrise in '08!" and then they could have that eagles song playing at all their rallys,

and instead of speeches, she could just cry and makeout with people to express her opinions on the war in iraq, the economy crisis, and the federal deficit. ok, who are we kidding, she would mistake "iraq" for "my rack" and from no where a stripper pole would rise up from the podium and whip creams clouds would fall from the sky.

this election is better than anything on reality tv! mtv should be signing this shit!

remember kids, when you go to vote: "Tequila-Sunrise in '08: the next four years will be one big naked frat party!"
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

*of course my first choice would be to nominate lindsay lohan, but if she wants that baby, she needs to figure out how the hell samantha ronson is ever going to get her pregnant....mind-boggling.


I can see McCain now.....barefoot in his boxers stumbling down the street carrying a half full bottle of jack, crying out "TILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Palin is in a ginger war!

So needless to say, Heart is such an awesome band. Gingerfoxxx loves her some 80's hair metal. and believe me, the 80's hair metal loves her back. But you want to know who it does not love? republican vp nominee Sarah Palin. claiming herself to be a barracuda, used the song by heart during the RNC. And nancy wilson went GINGER BITCH on their asses. "Sarah Palin's views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song 'Barracuda' no longer be used to promote her image. The song 'Barracuda' was written in the late 70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. (The 'barracuda' represented the business.) While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there's irony in Republican strategists' choice to make use of it there." McCain, the last thing a man in your position should do right now is lose the ginger vote. few realize the political force the ginger party can have. Both McCain and Obama should tread lightly on the ginger front. Ok, enough talk about silly things like politics and the future of our country. that is for ugly boring people! until we see lohan running for office, we just dont care. In much more important political news, did you see cindy mccains oscar de le renta dress??? tres chic! man i love politics........michelle better step up her game!




According to Vanity Fair

Laura Bush
Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500
Stuart Weitzman heels: $325
Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500
Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325

Cindy McCain
Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000
Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500
Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000
Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000
Shoes, designer unknown: $600
Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100

Finally, the real political issues are being discussed!!

***on a non-political note (not that any of this was political) Heart is currently on tour with cheap trick and journey. how freaking great is that!! check em out!!!