gingerballs

i may or may not be having a flight of the conchords marathon.  enjoy this little gingerballs clip in preparation for the return of murray, one of my favorite gingers of comedy.

Also, i know we all have to wait til january to resume our new zealand fix, but if you havent seen it already, here is the first episode of the second season shown early for all us sexy american bitches :)

Season 2 Online Premiere - Flight of the Conchords (US Only) - watch more funny videos

You can't keep the fabulous down for long.

As i mentioned, i have dealing with some loose ends from a recent death in the family, and i would like to thank everyone for the constant stream of love and support.  You are all every bit as fabulous as me.  almost.  I think its time to focus my energies on blogging again, but bear with me as i am a little scattered brained and flighty as of late.  The posts will get better, i promise.

Well, tragically, i have been stuck in small town midwestern america tying up loose ends, but i have managed to come up with the fabulous new drink for 2oo9.  Maybe its the exhaustion, or the fact that i have been maintaining an acceptable level of drunkeness for the past week, but i tried to make a white russian tonight, and freaking could not remember how.  (go easy on me, i have had a hell of a week)  i ended up just mixing more and more things together figuring i would cover all my basis.  It ended up being vodka mixed with amaretto, kahlua, and irish cream.  It pretty much tastes like a party in your mouth, therefore i very fittingly named it the gingerfoxxx russian.

  

Doesn't it look fabulous?  I dare you to order one in a bar.

****i am fully aware that someone probably thought this up a long time ago, but could they ever make it as fabulously as i could?  i think not.

drink up, bitches.

merry christmas

i know posts have been few and far between, but gingerfoxxx has been travelling alot for the holidays!

It will be a few days before the posts start again because of a death in the family, so until then, merry christmas, happy soltice, and make sure to hug your loved ones.

for the chicagoans.....

REALLY??
Seriously, who fuck is stupid enough to marry drew peterson?  i mean, SERIOUSLY?  you really think that the 5th times a charm?   *he won't murder me in cold blood and ship my body down state in a plastic cargo bin, i can change him!*  dream on, sister.

and have we seen drew peterson?  

This man must have some mad skills we dont know about because his face is BUSTED.  This is what gingerfoxxx's nightmares are made 

of.  I know us american bitches are desperate to settle down and get married, but this is just wrong.  

Some better canidates for marriage before Drew Peterson:

1. Manual Uribe, the worlds fattest man.

He may have needed a loading ramp modified to consumate his marriage last

 month, but at least he won't murder you in cold blood.  (although i highly suggest separate beds.  just to be safe)

2. A male blow up doll.

Might not be the most romantic husband a girl could dream of, but it definatly can't murder you, and at least they are manufactured to be in the best physical shape.  (although this one is lacking any kind of sexual parts, so i wonder how that is supposed to work?)  And, he'll listen to you, so there's a plus!

*** and it worked in lars and the real girl, right??

3. Charlie Manson

ok, if your desperate enough that your going to marry a serial killer, you might as well marry a good looking one~  and lets face it, back in his prime, charles manson was pretty easy on the eyes!  And its not like heee really killed anyone....he just made other people do it for him.  He could have been very successful in politics!

***and, he was a musician, and thats sexy!

Oh, christina raines, you give love a bad name!

***Also, its looking like lusting after serial killers could be one of the upcoming trends for 2009!  stay tuned!

a note.

Things that suck?  super mega coldness of like, 5 below zero.   It is really hard to look fabulous when you have to wear 30 layers to keep from dying~

Things that are awesome?   Furry hooded zip up vests.  If you dont have one, you should.

Gingerfoxxx guide to staying warm this winter?

1.  fuzzy hooded vest

2.  many strong cocktails

3.  making out with very cute boys.

stay warm, bitches.

*****Also, is anyone else watching the new double shot of love?  LOVES IT!!!

Drunk post!

Maybe its the beers, but i keep looking at this video and CRYING from laughing so hard.

Gingerfoxxx presents.....fat asian cat sliding through box.

**note that the box says *diet* on it, and the cat is like crazy chubby.  I love the nuances in shit like this.  More posts soon.  perhaps this one should be slept off?  enjoy chubby diet sliding cat.

sweet christ...it HURTS....the laughter is HURTING.....

of course the zombie barbie is ginger~ bitches.

doesnt matter,

this bitch is still hot.

a ginger barbie, even a zombie one, is still way hotter than traditional barbie. Skipper was just not shown justice. Click HERE for some more pics of super sexy ginger zombie barbie, along with what happens if a my little pony were to mate with king kong. I dont get it, but i definately love it!

Lohan back in jeans, gingerfoxxx shuns leggings in horrified response.

Why oh why would the princess of ginger decide to ditch her signature leggings? I am scared, confused and emotionally disturbed!
Linds has single handedly (well, maybe gingerfoxxx helped) made leggings the longest running fashion trend since thong underwear was invented. What happened to make her turn her back??? I blame that Sam-ro! Such a bad influence. I am pretty sure lindsay is wearing Sams boots here too. I am not quite understanding the who new ginger lesbo grunge rock thing that seems to be storming the country, but i dont like it one bit.

You had a fashion line lindsay, you have a responsibility!!! Those leggings came into your life way before sam-ro anyway, what gives???

What a horrific way to start my day! its not even 11 and i think i need a cocktail to deal with this. Leggings were the one and only constant in my ginger-fab life!

please go away, katy perry

dear katy perry,

WTF? you are annoying the crap out of me. please seclude yourself from the rest of the world and make your musical terrorism stop. And don't talk shit about lily allen. knowing that you think your better than her, guarentees that she is most likely ten times more awesome. This ginger is rocking support for lily as of now.

gingers are on team lily!!

should you ever encounter the virus that is katy perry, fight it. fight it with every fiber of your being. if we stick together, we can survive her.

verdict: art is sexy!

a fabulous art weekend has come to a close!  the cardboard opening was fab fab fabulous, and the show looks as unbelievably sexy as card board can be.  I'll post some pics soon for those of you who aren't quite as down with the ART SCENE!

i know i am a little behind...

but the hottest trend for 2009? guinea pigs in costumes. little dogs are so 2007.....guinea pigs in costumes are all the rage, bitches.




i demand a guinea saurus rex for christmas!

its on, bitches.

keep saturday night open!

gingerfoxxx and co will be storming lafayette, IN for the underground opening of the the card board show!  one of many projects to be sponsered by the gingerfoxxx cool patrol over the next year.  Trying to make you less lame, one small step at a time.  Time and location TBD, because we're that fucking awesome and unpredictable, so stay tuned.

art bitches only, please.

***bonus points if you show up wearing skinny jeans, drinking PBR, smoking camel lights and/or flat-ironed hair with two tone highlights. 

xoxo,

marie the GINGERFOXXXIEST!!!!

perfection!!!

if there was ever a christmas jam, this is IT!!!!!!!!

as soon as i get the actually vid it will be all over my shit.



love ittttt!!!!!

breaking news!

FIGHT

CLUB!!

its on, 

bitches!

kanye west asks "who is stephen colbert?"  becomes idiot in the book of gingerfoxxx

seriously kanye?  why are you acting like such a douche?  you totally know who stephen colbert is.  buy the colbert christmas album.  kanye needs to get off his high horse of NOT HAVING ANY RECOGNIZABLE SENSE OF HUMOR!

and for that matter, both these kids better watch out, because gingerfoxxx is going to outsell them BOTH....combined!  with what album, you ask?  Gingerfoxxx is planning to release her super fabulous ultra modern minimalist first demo of her rocking dance hits "sounds of silence"  80 minutes of the most techno-fly, club rockin, ginger fabulous silence you have ever heard.  I hope your ready for these jams, bitches, they will rock your face right off your face.

***********coming soon!**************

Sooooooooo

Obviously its been a while, because the gingerfoxxx has wayyyy to much going on!  However, she is taking a brief break from her work to pay her respects to the 75th birthday of the bloody mary!!

a ginger drink if there ever was one, this meal within its self is still as fabulous as ever 75 years later.

so hip hip hooray for the bloody mary!!  i could go for one right about now!

***gingerfoxxx spent her thanksgiving running her first 5k, and low and behold, instead of dixie cups filled with gatorade, they were filled with bloody mary's!!  JOY!!!  i hope all races are like this...