So i almost died.

Yes, loyal followers, a hit has been put out on gingerfoxxx.  Sad to say, at this day in age, people still dont want to see the advancement of ginger kind.  And, as the number one advocate for ginger rights, i have become a target for assasination.  

to clarify, some creepy guy followed me home and ran at me the other night.  eeeeee!

what has this world become......

Possible ginger hater of the year = creepy guy who planned on murdering me but was interupted by my hero, the guy across the street yelling from his balcony.

 

One incident, both ginger haters AND lovers!

Thats corntastic!

So i had a very indiana, corn-filled weekend (when in rome!)  

I actually went to a corn maze.  These are not made for city girls like myself!  I lost my map 5 minutes into the maze!  (luckily i was with much wiser friends)  I also ended up with corn kernels in my boots and jackets!  (they get everywhere!)  Corn is actually much taller than it looks on TV, i mean if it were a guy, it would be perfect!  The place was called exploration acres and they even had this giant cannon that lets you shoot corn.  And of course, since its indiana, it was being manned by a nine year old.  After the movie, we watched children of the corn!  What a classic!  I didnt realize the movie was as old as i was!  

Notice the bad guy, Malachi, is a ginger.  And a particularly jank-in-the-face ginger.  Way to promote the stereotype, children of the corn.  Tsk, Tsk!  Stephen king is sooooo the ginger hater of the week.  But, at least things got a little better for malachi's face.....check him out now!

Unfortunately though, his name is still courtney.  Ouch, what kind of 

monsters name their son Courtney??  It's a sick world, i tell ya.....

Oh, and if you remember the film, Isaac, the very tiny little evil kid who leads the corn children, who is supposed to be like 12........He was 25 when they filmed that!!!     weird.

yet another bad ginger!

Well this not so handsome ginger has been having quite a rough time lately!  Redmond O'Neal (Farrah Faucett's son)  Is in a shitload'o'trouble for falling back into the drugs.  He has been ordered to enter a two week drug-rehabilitation program.  Thats right, i said two weeks.  Good luck with that dude, seriously......

And tame that ginger fro while your at it, you look like a drug addict! 

Why are their no ginger amish?

I watched "the devil's playground" this past weekend with gingerfish and some friends. If you havent heard of it, its that movie from a while back about the Amish teen rite of passage called "rumspringa" where they are set loose for a while and allowed to live the gingerfoxxx life to see if they can handle it. I assure, most cant. Regardless, i happened to notice that their are like NO ginger amish.

Whats the deal??

The only theory i can come up with is that ginger's are just too hot to be seen in amish garb with awful hats covering our ginger locks, and too sassy to ever be submissive to their spouse.

For these purposes, i have no choice but to name the amish (or at least the amish of indiana) the ginger haters of the week.

et tu, red eye?

so i just got home a picked up a red eye, and low and behold, todays issue features both an article on the guardian angels and hot new brunching spot duchamp.

stop reading my blog and copying me you bastards.

In other important news, i forgot my camera this weekend. sorry all! maybe i will run into some paparazzi that will be able to document my travels instead!

more to come!
xoxo

Bad Ginger!

"TYLER, Texas (AP) -- An East Texas man took part in "pure evil" by helping to run swinger parties that forced children as young as 5 to have sex, prosecutors told jurors as the Mineola Swinger's Club trial began.

Patrick Kelly, aka "Booger Red," sits in court as his trial begins in the Mineola Sex Club case.

An 11-year-old girl then testified about taking "silly pills" and playing "doctor" with her yonger brother at the club, where prosecutors say the siblings performed for paying audiences.

"They were forced to do indescribable acts," Smith County prosecutor Joe Murphy said. "These acts were their life."

Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly, an alleged member of the club, is charged with engaging in organized criminal activity and aggravated sexual assault of a child. He pleaded not guilty.

Kelly's defense team postponed its opening statements Tuesday, when the trial finally began after several delays. Molestation charges filed in June against a foster parent given custody of the victims stalled the trial for more than a month, and began an almost constant filing of court motions.

If convicted, Kelly potentially faces life in prison. That was the sentence two others linked to the club received earlier this year."

full story here!

swingers are cool.
child swingers, not so cool. you have brought shame to the entire ginger population!

thats jank.

we survived the tornado!

how does chicago welcome me back? tornadoes.....thanks chicago.

while Armageddon waged war on the city, gingerfoxxx made the best of it by bar hopping in between storm fronts! The one downside of hitting the taps when there is a tornado outside, is that it makes it a lot harder to leave when the creepy guys start to get a little too friendly!

We started the night by grabbing some jimmy johns and heading down to brew and view (i actually used my sandwich to flag a bus down! thanks jimmy john!) however as we were walking there, the rain began. cradling our sandwiches, we sought cover in the vic. but what do we find? brew and view has been cancelled because of technical difficulties. we sat in the rain, eating our jimmy johns, and devising a new plan. we headed to big city tap to escape from the ever increasing rain. Big city was able to offer me $3 grey goose cocktails, but little else. This is where the storm reallllly started! within a few minutes all the satellites went out. I got a call from a friend on the southside who was cowering in her basement with no power trying to escape a tornado.
this shit just got real!
so of course we ordered one last drink and tried to figure a way out of this situation. While this anarchy was occurring outside, we were starting to get cornered by some of the creepy old regulars at the bar. unfortunately they flocked to my beautiful red hair like moths to a flame. i started to think i was better off with the tornado, when the A-bomb of bad pick-up lines was dropped. "do you want to go home with me and gang bang my girlfriend?"
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no really, how does one even respond to that?? with that we went back into the storm. we stopped at schuba's on our way to lemmings and were faced with travesty. some hipster band was playing and they had actually run out of PBR! how does that even happen? in all fairness though, they did have a photobooth (yea!) and we found a CSS sticker in the corner! nice.

from there we headed to our last destination near the homestead. it was at this time we realized how bad the storm was! there were trees everywhere! all these cute little BMW's smashed to pieces. we even snapped some photos, and met some friendly little hipsters doing the same thing!

lemmings still had some PBR left (thank goodness!) however once we got in the storms came back with a vengeance! and so did the aggressive creepy guys! To summarize, i am pretty glad i had rachel by my side to scream at people and let them know sexual assault just dont fly. I am also thinking of hiring a body guard to accompany me from now on for all my bar excursions. preferably a tall handsome incredibly sexy bodyguard.

submit applications to thegingerfoxxx@gmail.com!!

and check out some pics of my beautiful city in ruins~ but rest assured, gingerfoxxx came out on top, she always does...
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thats what she said!

Ginger hater of the week

the ginger hater of this week issss.......*drum roll*.....alfred hitchcock!



















now, dont get me wrong, i am a huge fan of his work, and to this day, the movie the birds gives me nightmares, but take a look at this evidence. I recently left my normal 3 mile spread to visit an outdoor showing of the birds with my friend ray ray. seeing a ginger on the southside is about as common as seeing an urban outfitters in iowa, so the gingerfoxxx was alreading feeling like the starlette she is. but i digress. as i'm watching the movie, i discover that everytime the birds swoop in to attack someone, whom do their grimy little beaks befall? a ginger. really alfred? REALLY?














and just look at the original poster!













This got me to thinking, so i wiki'ed this shit. turns out, hitchcock is from London originally, the most ginger hating town in the world! its all coming together now! now the problem with proving this anti-ginger filmography is that most of his films are in black and white. so i started googling some of his leading ladies. low and behold, Janet Leigh, that chick from psycho who got shredded in the shower scene was ginger! AND WE NEVER KNEW!! well just to set the record straight, i am sharing with you this never before seen color screen shot.
















well, there you have it, case closed. alfred hitchcock is the ginger hater of the week


* eta, as some of you may have heard, i was attacked by a pigeon today! gingerfoxxx was strutting down fullerton, doing nothing but looking hot, and it swooped right at me and made me scream out loud. i feel hitchcock opened pandora's box on this ginger vs. bird situation.
gingers, prepare yourselves for war, this could get ugly. pigeons are just as bad as terrorism,
narcotics trafficking, and crocs. combined!