Thursday, September 10, 2009

being ginger makes infidelity ok?


apparently so!  that is, if your watching the new semester of tool acadamy!  Have you see "hillbilly tool"??  he gives ginger love a bad name!  you cant really tell he's a ginger due to his horrible bro-hawk, and never ending string of confederate flag bandanas and hats, but in the second episode, he definately uses "being ginger"  as an excuse for kissing another girl.  He doesn't say "ginger", because that would have just been too awesome for tv.  Oh stew, or "hillbilly tool"  too bad you weren't born a female ginger.  As a rule of thumb, we are infinately hotter and dont need to be concerned with out self esteem.  Because we're fabulous!

Anyways, you can believe i will be monitoring this shit, and making sure he doesnt say another word to embarrass the ginger race.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

good night moon, the college edition.

In a great white studio,
There was a mac book pro....
And a green notebok, 
and a picture of.....

A cat on a wire, with hope and desire,
And a city of lights, in just black and white

And some leftover beers,
And some thesis tears.

And a lone beta fish,
And an empty ramen dish.

And a toaster oven to cook,
And some pictures i took.

And a quiet asian man sitting in a nook.


Good night, cat on the wire, with your hope and desire!
Good night mac book pro!

Good night green notebook, and the notes that you took!

Good night city of lights, good night black and white.

Good night toaster oven that i use to cook,
Good night quiet asian man sitting in the nook.

Good night Bro's
Good night Ho's

Good night bars,
Good night cars,


Good night worries and cares, 
Good night college students everywhere!