Now the suede has left project runway (gingerfoxxx loves you suede!!!) Its time to focus on the real way, not just project runway. Check out the Marc Jacobs (ginger lover extraordinaire) and his spring '09 line.
Also, partial ginger Claire Danes has just replaced Drew Barrymore as the face for Gucci jewelry.
She's looking pretty hot, as are the sexxxy ginger models rocking gucci's '09 line. Is it just me or does the first look in this line look like it has some slight irish country side influences? ginger boho chic!
i swear, gingers will inherit the earth. And rock in in the most stylish way possible.
And while the spring summer 09 line-up is not as ginger-fabulous, look at how cute these dresses are!!
No, no...calm down. Its just that Rumer Willis trying to be what she never can be.
Ok listen up. you cant just wake up one day and decide to be ginger. You are either divinly born into it, or you earn it. The hard way. By studying ginger culture, radiating ginger style, and most importantly, by being undeniably sexy.
Have you done any of these things Rumer??? HAVE YOU?
And for that matter, when did you become James Dean? There is only room for one ginger rebel without a cause in this world, and it's ME!
And on that note, doesnt James Dean look a bit like James Franco? Who is unfathomably hot, and hopefully has a thing for the gingers ;)
ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! Why are you wearing crocs iggy????
And whose the tranny??
I know iggy pop has nothing to go with ginger culture, but THIS ginger likes his music. at least i did until i saw these crocs and immediately had to swab my ears out with q-tips soaked in hydrochloric acid. I cant take any precautions of iggy's music having secret subliminal messages urging me to buy and wear crocs. what a shame.
p.s. Even for a tranny, i think you can do better iggy. why not start hanging around phoebe price, ginger tranny supreme!
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Since fake gingers are relevant news in my book, When the fuck is ashlee simpson going to have her emo baby??? She has been pregnant for like a year and a half! Like twice as long as Jamie Lynn Spears was pregnant. I think we should start a baby pool! I am not quite sure what day i will put my money on, but i bet you five bucks that kid comes out wearing black eyeliner with super-straight slicked down side bangs. Its on.
The only relevance to me of this news is that fact that Clay Aiken is a semi-ginger. My dearest Perez Hilton is reporting that next weeks people magazine will feature clay finally coming out of the closet. yawn, at least he keeping gingers in the media, i suppose.
1. Is anyone really surprised that this little fairy is gay? 2. Isn't his fanbase anti-gay religious fanatics? (this could possibly develop into a story that is actually entertaining!) 3. Who the hell is Clay Aiken again?
***eta- Confirmed by CNN also (thanks for the article aaron!) Although i still consider Perez a more reliable source article here
Because sometimes you need a morning off from being a socialite!
The humanitarian that i am, i volunteered to serve beer at the hideout block party this past weekend! The steady flow of free beer and unrealistic sense of importance had nothing to do with it.
Needless to say there wasnt an endless line of people craving beer at 10 in the morning, so at least a couple hours were spent decorating our beer girl shirts, bartering beer for food, tshirts, buttons, etc, and of course periodically sampling the beer for quality control (hey! we care.) Our shirts were so freaking sexy that three people wound up stopping us to stylize theirs! (perhaps gingerfoxxx is ready for her move into the fashion arena!) The best part was, more than 50% of the beer team was ginger! Check Kathy, another rocking ginger beer girl showing off her sexy '76 vespa. Total ginger style!
The Hideout Block Party was a raving success, which i think can only be attributed to the full force of ginger. Headlining the block party? Sexy songbird (and ginger!) Neko case! If you werent there (tragically not everyone can be as awesomely in style as myself) then sample some Neko Case tunes for yourself!
And if your looking for something a little faster check out israeli hardcore band Monotonix which also brought quite a crowd
that drummer is possibly the only person that rocks harder than i do! But definately, what an awesome weekend, you better believe i will be their next year, serving beer to the common folks, representing the sexy gingers, and possibly debuting my fashion line of deconstructed shirts!
True story, when i first saw this headline i instinctively thought that the colombian drug dealers had decided to pedal sub sandwiches instead of cocaine. Just think, you would be finding jimmy john sandwiches in all the hottest night clubs. I think i need some sleep.
Any way, I just wanted to give a heads up to Lindsay Lohan so that she knows what this could mean! By using the subs, they are able to transport tons more cocaine than ever before. If its more readily available, the price of cocaine will start to drop. Once it becomes cheap, everyone will be able to afford it, and the "poor common folk" will be in their uncool dive bars doing their cheap ass coke, and then it wont be cool and elitist anymore!! What will happen to the celebutauntes if they cant express their superiority with expensive drugs??? anarchy i tell you, complete and utter anarchy.
If i were you, Lindsay i would head into the pacific armed with two jimmy john subs and beat those subs back before they destroy your elitism!
Rumer Willis, go back to your own team! It just doesnt work for you. We want Paris, damnit!
On a side note, doesnt it look like Rumer has lost weight? She used to have a little baby weight. Or maybe its just that being ginger automatically makes you look thinner.
Its time to recruit more celebs, athletes, and people in power to the ginger side (also known as the sexy side) If we ever wanna see a ginger winning an oscar, nobel peace prize or even as president, we need to start representing the ginger movement strong. One small step to the ginger side, one giant leap for ginger kind!!
(many years from now i will be known as the mother of the ginger rights movement. the foxxxy mother of the ginger rights movement.)
What about Paris Hilton. Her time in the media spotlight is starting to waiver in light of those hills sluts, the new 90210 sluts, and that god damn miley cyrus (slut). Paris, do you want to regain the spotlight?? become a ginger!! the nation would be in an up roar, and think of how hot you would look. see??
my favorite snarky bitch over at d-listed has started to follow the ginger trends, or better known on d-listed as "the ginge" tres chic! i love it. I guess everyone is wondering if nicole kidmans baby has a touch of the ginge just like she does (although nicole kidman is one of those used to be really ginger but then the more famous she became the blonder she became also type of girls. you know what i'm talking about) (as long as i am having random thoughts in paranthesis, does't "the ginge" totally sound like an STD? and why would a little baby have and STD? kids these days......)
anyway here is former ginger nicole with possible ginger sunday rose!!! (oh yeah that baby definately has an STD with a name like that....and is probably a stripper.....)
Also on the ginger front, someone sent me this link to drunken stepfather on a ginger bashing tirade. that can only mean one of two things. Either he is in turmoil over his secret love of gingers, or he is covering up his own gingervitis. Its ok, drunken stepfather....you are among friends here......friends that are oh so much hotter than you....but thats ok!!
So as i have mentioned, thanks to some influencing by ray-ray, my love and adoration for girl talk has only grown from day today. anyone mashing together so many tidbits from popculture through the decades has nothing but my respect. what i didnt realize however, is that the boy is HOT. seriously? should someone have such talent and good looks??? besides me??????? behold the good lookingness...
on a side note, i apologize for the lack of posts the past couple days, i have been mourning the loss of my hard drive that contained all of my music that i had collected over years. It was a hard blow, and i kinda feel like i lost a limb...... But life must go one, and someday, someone will read this blog and i want to make sure there are things for them to read, dammit! Until tomorrow, enjoy some more amazing girl talk!
Wrigley field!!! or at least to a cemetery modeled to look like wrigley field! make mine a home run, bitches!
Tribune staff report
10:24 AM CDT, September 12, 2008
Cubs fans hoping for a World Series title before they die at least can be buried in a place that looks like Wrigley Field when they do.
Ground-breaking for "Beyond the Vines," an internment area that will be built to look something like the ballpark's ivy-covered brick center field wall, is scheduled for Friday morning at Bohemian National Cemetery on Chicago's Northwest Side, said Dennis Mascari, who purchased the plots to carry out the concept.
Mascari said several people already have contacted him about placing their loved ones in urns in what he calls the "eternal skyboxes" that will be available at the cemetery, 5255 N. Pulaski Rd.
"I'm trying to help with the bereavement process, because going through a cemetery—cemeteries are beautiful, but they're still kind of gloomy," Mascari said. "I'm trying to change that process."
The memorial wall, which will stand about 14 feet high and 35 feet long, will have a stained glass window meant to recall Wrigley's green scoreboard. There will be room for about 280 urns, and Mascari said he hopes to expand with an entire outfield if all goes well with center field.
The home run burial option will cost up to $5,000, Mascari said, with the single, double and triple options going for less.
because who doesnt like looking at pictures of people more fabulous than themselves (well, maybe more fabulous than you, never more fabulous than me.....)
Birthday girl raquel welch! (ginger fab as EVER!)
Rock provocateur John Lydon and his wife in an airport
Ginger phony ashlee simpson, looking fatter than ever with some emo guy
And the lovely Mr. and Mrs. Ronson! (ps, lindz looks extra fab here. thank you for listening to my advice....)
That Marc Jacobs is heading for ginger-lover of the year at this rate!
*bear with me on my seven degrees of connections here*
Here is Marc Jacobs, as seen with Victoria Beckham, wife of David Beckham, who coincidently just happens to by my lover. (ginger-lover by proxy)
ALSO, Marc is seen here wearing a skirt, which for men, we usually just call a kilt to be nice. The kilt is most commonly worn in Scotland and Ireland, which boasts the largest percentage of ginger population in the world.
Do you follow?????
***eta: Fall '08, the big trend is men in skirts, because if marc, makes it so, we all must obey!
are the canidates still talking? shouldn't they have moved on to wrestling in tubs of jello or seeing who could take the most shots of hot sauce before puking?
wait wait wait, thats not politics, thats tila tequila! Although to be honest, this years election is becoming a little tila tequila-ish with the constant bitching and catfights. Five bucks says Palin claws someones eyes out by November. To be honest, the rate things are going, we would be better off nominating tila for prez. i mean think about it, she is bisexual, not even a fake one, a REAL bisexual. she loves men and women! that means everyone! tila tequila loves AMERICA!! and even better, if she runs along side pornstar Sunrise Adams, their campaign could be "Tequila-Sunrise in '08!" and then they could have that eagles song playing at all their rallys,
and instead of speeches, she could just cry and makeout with people to express her opinions on the war in iraq, the economy crisis, and the federal deficit. ok, who are we kidding, she would mistake "iraq" for "my rack" and from no where a stripper pole would rise up from the podium and whip creams clouds would fall from the sky.
this election is better than anything on reality tv! mtv should be signing this shit!
remember kids, when you go to vote: "Tequila-Sunrise in '08: the next four years will be one big naked frat party!" GOD BLESS AMERICA!
*of course my first choice would be to nominate lindsay lohan, but if she wants that baby, she needs to figure out how the hell samantha ronson is ever going to get her pregnant....mind-boggling.
I can see McCain now.....barefoot in his boxers stumbling down the street carrying a half full bottle of jack, crying out "TILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Well, it would appear that we all survived the sciency particle blasty experiment thing. That said, its time to really start living life to its fullest! Time for gingerfoxxx to take the world by storm.
And along the lines of just barely surviving, hopefully everyone has been watching project runway! because my soulmate in talking in the third person just barely survived!!! (thats right, gingerfoxxx hearts suede: BFF's forever!) My heart literally stopped beating when i thought he might be sent home, because that WOULD be the end of the world. or at least the end of fabulousness!
Suede, you are the couture that clothes my soullllll!!!
i say lets partyyyyyyyyy!! arent we supposed to die young and fabulous anyway? gingers love science!
"(CNN) -- Deep underground on the border between France and Switzerland, the world's largest particle accelerator complex will explore the world on smaller scales than any human invention has explored before.
The collider's ALICE experiment will look at how the universe formed by analyzing particle collisions.
The Large Hadron Collider will look at how the universe formed by analyzing particle collisions. Some have expressed fears that the project could lead to the Earth's demise -- something scientists say will not happen. Still, skeptics have filed suit to try to stop the project.
Fears have emerged that the collider could produce black holes that could suck up anything around them -- including the whole Earth. Such fears prompted legal actions in the U.S. and Europe to halt the operation of the Large Hadron Collider, alleging safety concerns regarding black holes and other phenomena that could theoretically emerge.
Although physicists acknowledge that the collider could, in theory, create small black holes, they say they do not pose any risk. A study released Friday by CERN scientists explains that any black hole created would be tiny, and would not have enough energy to stick around very long before dissolving. Five collider collaborators who did not pen the report independently told CNN there would be no danger from potential black holes."
now obviously lafayette is a town that cannot be done alone. with a full posse in tow (posse, you know who you are!) we stormed lafayette and explored its culture, people, and bar specials.
We actually started the night with an AMAZING sushi dinner that gingerfoxxx prepared! Perhaps i am more domestic than previously thought?
After dinner, we stormed downtown Lafayette and started the night off at Black Sparrow. In the past, black sparrow has been hit or miss, often being over run with faux beatniks and pretentious suburbanite hipster. However Saturday, it redeemed itself ten-fold! not only did they serve me the largest dirty martini i have ever experienced, they had a really great jazz band playing! hooray for culture! and vodka!
We then moved on to search for a quieter place that would allow conversation and ended up at spurlocks. While slightly generic, they actually served fellow ginger jen (henceforth: gingerfly) 36 oz of guiness! sweet f-ing christ thats a lot of guiness!
We ended the night at knickerbocker, enjoying the insights put forth by the 3am drunk crowd. and running into way too many people in such a compromised state!
I had such a great time! I think jen was a little worse for the wear, but everyone else seemed pleased. We wound up sleeping in extra late, and then hitting my favvvvv dive spot sunrise for breakfast!
Dont worry though, Chicago, your still the city for meeee!
* side note: i put jen to sleep without checking her mouth and allowed her to pass out with gum in her mouth. she could have choked! or even worse, gotten gum in her lovely ginger hair! thank god i am not responsible for kids!
So needless to say, Heart is such an awesome band. Gingerfoxxx loves her some 80's hair metal. and believe me, the 80's hair metal loves her back. But you want to know who it does not love?republican vp nominee Sarah Palin. claiming herself to be a barracuda, used the song by heart during the RNC. And nancy wilson went GINGER BITCH on their asses."Sarah Palin's views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song 'Barracuda' no longer be used to promote her image. The song 'Barracuda' was written in the late 70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. (The 'barracuda' represented the business.) While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there's irony in Republican strategists' choice to make use of it there."McCain, the last thing a man in your position should do right now is lose the ginger vote. few realize the political force the ginger party can have. Both McCain and Obama should tread lightly on the ginger front.Ok, enough talk about silly things like politics and the future of our country. that is for ugly boring people! until we see lohan running for office, we just dont care. In much more important political news, did you see cindy mccains oscar de le renta dress??? tres chic! man i love politics........michelle better step up her game!
According to Vanity Fair
Laura Bush Oscar de la Renta suit: $2,500 Stuart Weitzman heels: $325 Pearl stud earrings: $600–$1,500 Total: Between $3,425 and $4,325
Cindy McCain Oscar de la Renta dress: $3,000 Chanel J12 White Ceramic Watch: $4,500 Three-carat diamond earrings: $280,000 Four-strand pearl necklace: $11,000–$25,000 Shoes, designer unknown: $600 Total: Between $299,100 and $313,100
Finally, the real political issues are being discussed!!
***on a non-political note (not that any of this was political) Heart is currently on tour with cheap trick and journey. how freaking great is that!! check em out!!!
I watched "the devil's playground" this past weekend with gingerfish and some friends. If you havent heard of it, its that movie from a while back about the Amish teen rite of passage called "rumspringa" where they are set loose for a while and allowed to live the gingerfoxxx life to see if they can handle it. I assure, most cant. Regardless, i happened to notice that their are like NO ginger amish.
Whats the deal??
The only theory i can come up with is that ginger's are just too hot to be seen in amish garb with awful hats covering our ginger locks, and too sassy to ever be submissive to their spouse.
For these purposes, i have no choice but to name the amish (or at least the amish of indiana) the ginger haters of the week.
or at least i like to associate with them! Check out my Mat Daly print!
Mat Daly is one of my favorite chicago artists, and has done some amazing limited edition posters for some awesome concerts around town. The best part is, it is one of a kind and made just for meeeee!! well, sort of. It was recruited for me by a friend who met him at an event at the MCA. But it is still mineee! and i love it.
i would also like to point out that it has a ginger color scheme. i think it was meant to be. gingerfish has it set up by his fish condo so that he can admire it all day. looks like gingerfish is an art bith too!
Speaking of art bitches, if you think you might be one, you should head down to the chicago museum of contemporary art for first fridays. You'll get to hang with other art bitches that are better than the rest of society. and their will be an after party. after all, the only reason we even have art is for the after parties!
have a cocktail for me, as i will be detained out of state this weekend, but will be sending fond, art bitch ginger thoughts chicago's way!
The world became a little more fabulous this weekend!! out of the goodness of my heart i decided to save a little goldfish from a carnie life without fashion or culture, and brought him home with me to live the ginger life!! Actually i do owe it all to my friend aaron who was the one responsible for winning gingerfish by throwing a ping-pong ball into a bowl. Gingerfish is now living a posh existence filled with parties, hot music, and absolute hedonism, the way any proper goldfish should live. Now while of course gingerfish was destined to be a rolling stone that gathers no moss (much like myself) i decided to get him a little playmate for the times i am not always there to educate him on the cool factor. The second fish remains unnamed at this point, and i need help. he is not quite as ginger and has a black spot on his head. he needs a fabulous name, please post suggestions!!!!
Look at gingerfish and _______'s wicked awesome crib! MTV should be stopping by to do a special on this shizzzzzz.
there are very few things in this world i lust after. primarily good-looking men, fabulous clothes, and things that are bright and colorful. usually it follows in the same order. but today, my friends, today i saw these and i fell in love. bright and colorful things has moved to the number one spot!! its like mondrian had sex with steve jobs and these headphones were born. can you imagine gingerfoxxx walking along with these headphones, rocking out to girl talk and looking SO FREAKING AWESOME!
these are definately on my fall back-to-school must have list (which is coming soon by the way!) if you want to snag a pair for yourself buy em here
so, despite my anti-love anti-love attitude, i am always and foremost pro-party, so weddings are fine by me. especially when their is an open bar, sashimi appetizers, and especially a PHOTO BOOTH!!! nothing makes a party like champagne and dirty martinis, fresh salmon and tons and tons of photos of beautiful people like my friends and i. why cant we just have photo-booths everywhere?? there are a few bars around chicago that have them, but seriously, these things should be everywhere. why not at the bus stop? the taco stand? starbucks? gas station?
either way, it was an absolute blast, and any party i go to in the future better have a photo booth. hottest trend of 2008? definately the return of the photo booth.
All in all, it was a good wedding, nothing to sappy, great music, lots of dancing. (and OH there was dancing....) I think the best part was when our friend kim got hit in the head with the bouquet during the toss. It was straight out of a movie. we all just kind of looked at it with fear and horror at what touching it could possibly mean (much like a used syringe you might find on the subway) she begrudgingly picked it up, but the whole scene was hilarious. We closed down the reception (which was at the chevy chase club in wheeling, by the way!) and we got shuttled back to our hotel. all i have to say is THAT POOORRR SHUTTLE DRIVER!! we were all screaming and singing and throwing things like a bunch of hooligans.
we kept the party going back at the hotel and actually wound up getting in trouble for being so loud. HOWEVER, instead of stopping us, they just moved us into a private area so we wouldnt disturb the other people. they even brought us shot glasses for our tequilla and let us order a pizza!! we some how acquired some speakers and started jamming to some girl talk (me and rachels new jam) gingerfoxxx even dj'd for a bit with some CSS, violent femmes and vintage tunes! i think we dispersed sometime around 3:30 so that we could sleep in veryyyy late the next morning!!
the funniest part of all of this would have to be the next morning. rachel had wrapped her head in toilet paper to protect her fancy wedding hair sometime after i had passed out. when i awoke in the morning, and saw her head wrapped in toilet paper, i was CONVINCED that sometime during the night she had fallen and injured her head, and that rather than take her to a hospital, we had decided to wrap her head in toilet paper and sleep it off.
while this is obviously not what happened, it is a good reminder of why i am not in the medical field!!
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