gingerballs

i may or may not be having a flight of the conchords marathon.  enjoy this little gingerballs clip in preparation for the return of murray, one of my favorite gingers of comedy.

Also, i know we all have to wait til january to resume our new zealand fix, but if you havent seen it already, here is the first episode of the second season shown early for all us sexy american bitches :)

Season 2 Online Premiere - Flight of the Conchords (US Only) - watch more funny videos

You can't keep the fabulous down for long.

As i mentioned, i have dealing with some loose ends from a recent death in the family, and i would like to thank everyone for the constant stream of love and support.  You are all every bit as fabulous as me.  almost.  I think its time to focus my energies on blogging again, but bear with me as i am a little scattered brained and flighty as of late.  The posts will get better, i promise.

Well, tragically, i have been stuck in small town midwestern america tying up loose ends, but i have managed to come up with the fabulous new drink for 2oo9.  Maybe its the exhaustion, or the fact that i have been maintaining an acceptable level of drunkeness for the past week, but i tried to make a white russian tonight, and freaking could not remember how.  (go easy on me, i have had a hell of a week)  i ended up just mixing more and more things together figuring i would cover all my basis.  It ended up being vodka mixed with amaretto, kahlua, and irish cream.  It pretty much tastes like a party in your mouth, therefore i very fittingly named it the gingerfoxxx russian.

  

Doesn't it look fabulous?  I dare you to order one in a bar.

****i am fully aware that someone probably thought this up a long time ago, but could they ever make it as fabulously as i could?  i think not.

drink up, bitches.

merry christmas

i know posts have been few and far between, but gingerfoxxx has been travelling alot for the holidays!

It will be a few days before the posts start again because of a death in the family, so until then, merry christmas, happy soltice, and make sure to hug your loved ones.

for the chicagoans.....

REALLY??
Seriously, who fuck is stupid enough to marry drew peterson?  i mean, SERIOUSLY?  you really think that the 5th times a charm?   *he won't murder me in cold blood and ship my body down state in a plastic cargo bin, i can change him!*  dream on, sister.

and have we seen drew peterson?  

This man must have some mad skills we dont know about because his face is BUSTED.  This is what gingerfoxxx's nightmares are made 

of.  I know us american bitches are desperate to settle down and get married, but this is just wrong.  

Some better canidates for marriage before Drew Peterson:

1. Manual Uribe, the worlds fattest man.

He may have needed a loading ramp modified to consumate his marriage last

 month, but at least he won't murder you in cold blood.  (although i highly suggest separate beds.  just to be safe)

2. A male blow up doll.

Might not be the most romantic husband a girl could dream of, but it definatly can't murder you, and at least they are manufactured to be in the best physical shape.  (although this one is lacking any kind of sexual parts, so i wonder how that is supposed to work?)  And, he'll listen to you, so there's a plus!

*** and it worked in lars and the real girl, right??

3. Charlie Manson

ok, if your desperate enough that your going to marry a serial killer, you might as well marry a good looking one~  and lets face it, back in his prime, charles manson was pretty easy on the eyes!  And its not like heee really killed anyone....he just made other people do it for him.  He could have been very successful in politics!

***and, he was a musician, and thats sexy!

Oh, christina raines, you give love a bad name!

***Also, its looking like lusting after serial killers could be one of the upcoming trends for 2009!  stay tuned!

a note.

Things that suck?  super mega coldness of like, 5 below zero.   It is really hard to look fabulous when you have to wear 30 layers to keep from dying~

Things that are awesome?   Furry hooded zip up vests.  If you dont have one, you should.

Gingerfoxxx guide to staying warm this winter?

1.  fuzzy hooded vest

2.  many strong cocktails

3.  making out with very cute boys.

stay warm, bitches.

*****Also, is anyone else watching the new double shot of love?  LOVES IT!!!

Drunk post!

Maybe its the beers, but i keep looking at this video and CRYING from laughing so hard.

Gingerfoxxx presents.....fat asian cat sliding through box.

**note that the box says *diet* on it, and the cat is like crazy chubby.  I love the nuances in shit like this.  More posts soon.  perhaps this one should be slept off?  enjoy chubby diet sliding cat.

sweet christ...it HURTS....the laughter is HURTING.....

of course the zombie barbie is ginger~ bitches.

doesnt matter,

this bitch is still hot.

a ginger barbie, even a zombie one, is still way hotter than traditional barbie. Skipper was just not shown justice. Click HERE for some more pics of super sexy ginger zombie barbie, along with what happens if a my little pony were to mate with king kong. I dont get it, but i definately love it!

Lohan back in jeans, gingerfoxxx shuns leggings in horrified response.

Why oh why would the princess of ginger decide to ditch her signature leggings? I am scared, confused and emotionally disturbed!
Linds has single handedly (well, maybe gingerfoxxx helped) made leggings the longest running fashion trend since thong underwear was invented. What happened to make her turn her back??? I blame that Sam-ro! Such a bad influence. I am pretty sure lindsay is wearing Sams boots here too. I am not quite understanding the who new ginger lesbo grunge rock thing that seems to be storming the country, but i dont like it one bit.

You had a fashion line lindsay, you have a responsibility!!! Those leggings came into your life way before sam-ro anyway, what gives???

What a horrific way to start my day! its not even 11 and i think i need a cocktail to deal with this. Leggings were the one and only constant in my ginger-fab life!

please go away, katy perry

dear katy perry,

WTF? you are annoying the crap out of me. please seclude yourself from the rest of the world and make your musical terrorism stop. And don't talk shit about lily allen. knowing that you think your better than her, guarentees that she is most likely ten times more awesome. This ginger is rocking support for lily as of now.

gingers are on team lily!!

should you ever encounter the virus that is katy perry, fight it. fight it with every fiber of your being. if we stick together, we can survive her.

verdict: art is sexy!

a fabulous art weekend has come to a close!  the cardboard opening was fab fab fabulous, and the show looks as unbelievably sexy as card board can be.  I'll post some pics soon for those of you who aren't quite as down with the ART SCENE!

i know i am a little behind...

but the hottest trend for 2009? guinea pigs in costumes. little dogs are so 2007.....guinea pigs in costumes are all the rage, bitches.




i demand a guinea saurus rex for christmas!

its on, bitches.

keep saturday night open!

gingerfoxxx and co will be storming lafayette, IN for the underground opening of the the card board show!  one of many projects to be sponsered by the gingerfoxxx cool patrol over the next year.  Trying to make you less lame, one small step at a time.  Time and location TBD, because we're that fucking awesome and unpredictable, so stay tuned.

art bitches only, please.

***bonus points if you show up wearing skinny jeans, drinking PBR, smoking camel lights and/or flat-ironed hair with two tone highlights. 

xoxo,

marie the GINGERFOXXXIEST!!!!

perfection!!!

if there was ever a christmas jam, this is IT!!!!!!!!

as soon as i get the actually vid it will be all over my shit.



love ittttt!!!!!

breaking news!

FIGHT

CLUB!!

its on, 

bitches!

kanye west asks "who is stephen colbert?"  becomes idiot in the book of gingerfoxxx

seriously kanye?  why are you acting like such a douche?  you totally know who stephen colbert is.  buy the colbert christmas album.  kanye needs to get off his high horse of NOT HAVING ANY RECOGNIZABLE SENSE OF HUMOR!

and for that matter, both these kids better watch out, because gingerfoxxx is going to outsell them BOTH....combined!  with what album, you ask?  Gingerfoxxx is planning to release her super fabulous ultra modern minimalist first demo of her rocking dance hits "sounds of silence"  80 minutes of the most techno-fly, club rockin, ginger fabulous silence you have ever heard.  I hope your ready for these jams, bitches, they will rock your face right off your face.

***********coming soon!**************

Sooooooooo

Obviously its been a while, because the gingerfoxxx has wayyyy to much going on!  However, she is taking a brief break from her work to pay her respects to the 75th birthday of the bloody mary!!

a ginger drink if there ever was one, this meal within its self is still as fabulous as ever 75 years later.

so hip hip hooray for the bloody mary!!  i could go for one right about now!

***gingerfoxxx spent her thanksgiving running her first 5k, and low and behold, instead of dixie cups filled with gatorade, they were filled with bloody mary's!!  JOY!!!  i hope all races are like this...

ummmm, yes?

i have nothing more to say other than oh yes!   don't get me wrong, i sang my share of holla back girl, but can we seriously revisit tragic kingdom?  I'm just a girl was like my freshman year jam.   Ahhhh, those were the days.....

ok now for serious ginger talk.

what is more serious than ginger peen?  nothing.  D-listed and perezzle have been on this shit all day.  in fact, so many people were rushing to see ginger peen, that the site with the photos kept crashing! 

without further adieu, i present you a link to royal ginger nudity

ginger wee weeee

Also thanks to rachel for being just as on top of this story as i was :)

for your viewing pleasure~

i got sexy red heels!  hooray for me!  these will so be worn on new years eve.  

i guess its not news, but i am excited for them, and you should be too because you all get to enjoy how sexy i look wearing them.

your welcome.

fight club

So i left my recluse this past weekend to rediscover the chicago design scene.  In general, the scene is pretentious, the guys are shallow and metrosexual, and the banter is mind-numbingly rehearsed.  However, there is always free booze.

The event was the 10th anniversary of teams design in chicago, and also coincided with one of their fight club events.  This was actually the first time i attended fight club, and i have to admit, i was entertained.  Maybe it was all the beer, maybe it was the charm of the warehouse.....maybe it was the overwhelming testosterone....(no so many design girls, surprisingly...)  It was definetly ammusing to watch designers screaming at each other, with out really making any valid points.....more just screaming for the sake of screaming.  The topic was "star designers" and seemed to run in circles, only being interjected by the one guy who kept jumping in and talking about the stars and the universe.  seriously?

Regardless, who doesnt like being in a warehouse, drinking beer, 

watching grown men scream at each other about topics they could care less about?  Its like afternoon judge shows, only live!

Thank you Paul Hatch......I am totally a fan!

i cannot wait to see this movie!

fellow ginger nicole kidman is rumored to be playing the role of Einar Wegener/Lili Elbe in the upcoming film "The Dutch Girl"  This is based off the 200o book the dutch girl (which i hadn't read, but totally plan on reading now!)  about dutch artist gerda wegener and her husband einer wegener who eventually becomes one of the first documented sex change patients.  (Einar gets all the outies changed to innies and becomes Lili.)  

It all started when Einar filled in as a female model for a photoshoot Gerda was working on.  Guess those nylons were just too hard to give up!  I feel like Gerda was a trooper through the whole ordeal...i mean, i have had so horrible relationships, but i havent caused anyone to change gender....yet.

I think charming ginger nicole and her mannish features are perfect for this film, and i can't wait to see it!

***"Lili"  ended up dying from complications on her fifth surgery, which was to giver her working ovaries....a tragic ending indeed!

Need i say more?

I think not. Those who matter get it!

puppy cam!!!!

need i say more?!?!?!?!?!?!

oh yes.....I LOVE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i've already named the one in the purple collar flufferlumps.  gingerfoxxx loves puppies, bitches.

ginger divorce. boo!

yet another reason why marriage is stupid:  it usually only lasts as long as bonadouchebag's sobriety.  Oh, douche, i tease, i tease!  i love you and your ginger antics and i'm deeply saddened that things didnt work out between you and you ginger soul mate.  The most important thing is that she gets a large monthly payout, and that you get one more fleeting moment in the spotlight of our hearts.  Speaking of douche, whatever happened to that reality show with the wannabe star kids and their over bearing parents?  that show was awesome, please have a second season!! 

Here's to change! fabulous, fabulous change!

Lets talk about the real issues!

Michelle Obama's, my new first lady, dress on Tuesday night!  Now, a lot of people are having mixed reviews.  The dress is from Narcisco Rodriguez's spring '09 line.  

What do i think.  I love it!

I don't care what the rest of you think, but it was a bold and stylish choice, and if this is representative of the change to come, than the next 4 years are going to be fabulous and fashionable!  Gingers of america, you have a new role model!

***Most of the complaints are that it looks bulky compared to the runway version because of the cardigan and lower hemline.  Did you really expect the new first lady to slut it up?  geez people, it's not like she's Palin......

Hooray for the stylish Obama's, our country is saved!

 

go america!!

so apparently something political is going on today, but who cares when your fabulous??  as long as it makes blue glitter nail polish acceptable for this one day only!  :)

j/k!!  VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE!   you know i did!  maybe we can fix this economy and then i can have the diamonds and pony that, as an american, i deserve!

And, since we are all gonna be millionaires once they fix this shit, here are some millionaire's for you!

R.I.P Chunk.....

you were the best cat ever, and i am that much less fabulous because you are gone......

Breaking news!

They are remaking "The Last Dragon"!!!!



And even better - Samuel L. Jackson is going to play Sho'Nuf!!!


***joy******

Just to get everyone ready-

Watch out Latarion Milton, you have some competition on your hands!!

Comments......

Are temporarely disabled until the spamming stops. I'll let you know when you can comment again because normally i love them oh so much! :)


***eta - i just set it up so that i will approve comments for a while, just to be on the safe side. I just missed ray-ray's comments too much.....

I dont even have anything to say...

But David Caruso is just too hot a topic i suppose!  So moving forward, glow in the dark ginger cat!

Normally i take a bit of an issue with animal testing, especially on something as obsolete as cloning  (ummmm, why?)  But i am willing to look the other way, because this cat glows in the dark and that is awesome!!  besides, look at how happy he is!  He loves all this attention.

Your like a friend and a flash light all in one!

p.s.  if my blog is hacked there will be ginger rage, y'all........

Ginger in trouble!

From Yahoo News:

An Austrian woman accused of stalking "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso is being sought on an international arrest warrant, and officials said Tuesday she could be hiding in Mexico.
The woman allegedly sent more than 100 letters to the American actor, pursued him for an autograph and then sent death threats when he refused to give her one, according to prosecutors in the Austrian province of Tyrol.
The woman — identified only as being in her early 40s — was charged with stalking and threatening to kill Caruso, but failed to show for her trial in July 2007 and again in April, Innsbruck Provincial Court spokesman Thomas Lechner said.
Judge Guenther Boehler has issued an international warrant for her arrest, Lechner said.

Just for fun!

I'm calling in sick

Because i just threw up in my mouth a little.....

Ok, a lot.  Thanks Rachel, for alerting these to me.  I had just eaten breakfast, but if keep a picture of these bad boys around, i will be sure throw up the aforementioned breakfast every morning and remain svelte and trim.

Seriously??????....NO, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Its like we have become the doomed culture in the past few years.....This got me to thinking...I know we have a lot concerns right now, failing economy, unstable stock market, diplomatic problems.......but this, this is a terrorist attack on Americans!  This got me wondering where the hell these bastards shoes came from....... CANADA!  Those sneaky bastards!  they make al-queda look like a bunch of pranksters....When will this stream of attacks end?  HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?  

And for those walking amongst us, wearing crocs.......you unpatriotic bastards!

just so you know, it just gets worse and worse......

Sports crocs and dress crocs...........*tear*

Thats corntastic!

So i had a very indiana, corn-filled weekend (when in rome!)  

I actually went to a corn maze.  These are not made for city girls like myself!  I lost my map 5 minutes into the maze!  (luckily i was with much wiser friends)  I also ended up with corn kernels in my boots and jackets!  (they get everywhere!)  Corn is actually much taller than it looks on TV, i mean if it were a guy, it would be perfect!  The place was called exploration acres and they even had this giant cannon that lets you shoot corn.  And of course, since its indiana, it was being manned by a nine year old.  After the movie, we watched children of the corn!  What a classic!  I didnt realize the movie was as old as i was!  

Notice the bad guy, Malachi, is a ginger.  And a particularly jank-in-the-face ginger.  Way to promote the stereotype, children of the corn.  Tsk, Tsk!  Stephen king is sooooo the ginger hater of the week.  But, at least things got a little better for malachi's face.....check him out now!

Unfortunately though, his name is still courtney.  Ouch, what kind of 

monsters name their son Courtney??  It's a sick world, i tell ya.....

Oh, and if you remember the film, Isaac, the very tiny little evil kid who leads the corn children, who is supposed to be like 12........He was 25 when they filmed that!!!     weird.

hahaha

in case you were wondering, there are online communities for gingers

check out redhedd.com!

It's slightly ironic though, because the whole point of the sight is to "cheerlead"  the red haired breed.  Are we animals now?  Do we really need cheering over anyone else?  The site is a little hypocritical, because it is a bunch of posts about gingers being the underdog.  Which is totally untrue....i mean, look at me....i am unbelievably hot and awesome.  If anything its better to be ginger!  Now, if only there was a website that reinforced that being ginger made you better than everyone else, perhaps run by a snarky, overconfident, but undeniably sexy ginger socialite....

oh wait!

Just another effect of the struggling economy....

Man disappointed by breakfast...

Pancakes in restaurants across america are shrinking.......

I'm just kidding.  I mean, maybe they are shrinking.  I wouldnt really know, or care i suppose because i dont even like pancakes.  I'm an advocate for binge drinking for breakfast, so as long as the bloody mary's stay full sized, we're cool.  But should the economy start affecting the bloody mary's, ...so help us g

od.....

This picture is actually of the sampler brunch at the flying saucer on california.  For the record, it was one of the most amazing brunches ever!  Its right near humboldt park so its a little under the radar.  There wasn't even a wait when we went on sunday morning!  The mostly vegetarian fare brought in a mostly hipster crowd, but they were well behaved.   And, you it's BYOB, so you can make the bloody mary's as big as you want!!!  

four stars on the gingerfoxxx scale for the flying saucer!!

still talking about zombies.

If you haven't seen wild zero, than stop what your doing right now and go watch it.  Its a japanese zombie movie about a greaser punk band that battles zombie aliens with their electric guitar picks.  I can't even make this stuff up!  The band in the movie is a real band called guitar wolf, and i am absolutely in love with them.  you mist experience wild zero.

Here is the trailor just to get you started!!

real life zombies

So a rather disturbing incident occurred on monday.  (I know, its friday, but it was really disturbing!)  Myself, ray ray and shooter were on a mission to get some supplies for a little monday afternoon champagne brunch. (thats just how i roll)  We had spent the night at Phyllis' musical inn on Division.  Its super divey, but loveable.  The patio is covered in lawn gnomes, and they have a ping pong table (which i am amazing at by the way)  the bartender even came out for a while to watch the sara-shooter ping pong championship.  We closed the bar out, and somehow ended up in a Ukranian village 24-hour laundromat drinking beers at 3am.  

but i digress, we were walking in search of brunch.  As we were walking, we noticed a body lying across some porch stairs.  They were wearing a hood and all you could see was their mouth which was slightly open.  They looked pretty dead.  We decided to finish our errand and check on the way back to see if the person had moved.  we were gone for an hour, and when we got back, the body hadnt moved at all.  I dont know which is more disturbing, the fact that we were staring at a most likely dead body, or the fact that no one had done anything in over an hour.  (this was a fairly busy street, in a relatively nice area!)  The person was dressed rather shabbily, but it could have easily been a poor fashion sense, because the clothes were just plain, not ratty.  We tried startling the body awake, but there was no response.  It also smelled.  like really really smelled.  We wound up calling the police to come take care of the situation, seeing as how we are were totally unequipped to deal with a dead body.  

All in all, it was slightly sombering.  I suppose there are worse ways to die though, like being eaten by a zombie shark.........

The first of many...

Posts about this weekend!

The first thing i would like to discuss is the amazing amount of zombie movies out there!  Us girls decided to spend our day watching zombie movies in honor of halloween soon being upon us.  We went to the local video store and just on a whim asked the awesome video guy to recommend some zombie vids for us.  He looks at us and responds, "Let me take you to the zombie movie section."  awesome.  He runs us through 10-15 movies giving us brief synapsis.  And then he comes to Lucio Filci's "Zombie."  (apparently, for those of you who are future zombie enthusiasts, Italian zombie films are superior to all others)  He leans in and tells it is italian and superior.  we shrug.  He mentions there is a fight scene between a zombie and a shark.  SOLD!!  We end up renting that one, and this french zombie film called "they came back."  Its not meant to be scary at all, it's more about the the economic struggles of trying to reintegrate the zombies into society after their jobs have already been filled.  It was slightly pretentious, but humorous when consumed with ice cold beer.   Any way, who cares, here is a zombie fighting a shark

 

Also, in case you would like to read about "They came Back" although if anything its more of a romantic tale of the love that humans and zombies can share, while exploring the difficulty of adjusting to being alive after being dead.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Came_Back
seriously?

Lets get back to zombie vs. shark.......

Who do you think won this battle?  the zombie gets a good chunk of the sharks neck, but the shark also takes off the zombie's arm.  But the zombie can't feel any pain, nor does he care about his arm.  And, how much pain do sharks feel?  And most importantly, is the shark going to become a zombie shark?  these are questions i need answers to!  Why don't we use our new found prosperity (read=bailout) To study the interactions between zombies and sharks?  why the hostility?

Or, as i like to hypothesize, the the shark and zombie are a metaphor for life, zombie, eating shark, eating zombie.....the ying and the yang......its all about equality and harmony when it comes down to it.  Italian zombie films are freaking awesome.  Also, check out this blog Rachel sent by a fellow shark zombie enthusiast.  I think i found a soul mate!

http://zombiefightsshark.blogspot.com

You know what i'll be watching....

VH1's charm school hosted by Sharon Osbourne!!

The rocklicious faux ginger will be so fabs in this, with her fiesty attitude!!  She is going to teach the Skanky McSkankersons from Brett Micheal's "Rock of love" show how to be lady-like and fabulous (like gingerfoxxx!)

Sunday Oct. 12th, bitches.

VH1 - be there.

yet another bad ginger!

Well this not so handsome ginger has been having quite a rough time lately!  Redmond O'Neal (Farrah Faucett's son)  Is in a shitload'o'trouble for falling back into the drugs.  He has been ordered to enter a two week drug-rehabilitation program.  Thats right, i said two weeks.  Good luck with that dude, seriously......

And tame that ginger fro while your at it, you look like a drug addict! 

i know, i know...

I have been missing in action, but thats because i was expecting a new edition to the gingerfoxxx legacy.  Well kids, he's finally here!!  15.25"  and 5.4 lbs.   Thats right, he's a mac book pro!!!  i will have to tell you all about him tomorrow, because the two of us have had a long day and are ready for some beauty sleep, but rest assured there will be pictures coming soon!!!!

xoxo, 

Marie

yes, yes, YES

Finally! someone who understands ginger couture!
ginger is kind of like the hand of midas, in that anything that ginger touches turns to solid gold!
In fact, being ginger makes you so fashionable that you dont even need clothes, people will be so taken aback by your ginger hair and ghost white skin that they wont even notice you are naked!

Ok, in all seriousness, this is the new line by sonia rykiel that just debuted in paris. and it sort of scares me in a way that i cant stop looking at it. Much like sarah palin. No respectable ginger would ever where these clothes, but it is a nice call out to the sexiest bitches on earth, the gingers.

traitor!

None other geri hallwell, the ginger revolutionary, GINGER SPICE HERSELF-has gone and died her hair brown?????? i just don't even know what to say. I feel like someone just told me santa claus wasn't real.....what's that?........GOD DAMMIT! what a horrible way to start the day....

ginger couture!

Now the suede has left project runway (gingerfoxxx loves you suede!!!)
Its time to focus on the real way, not just project runway. Check out the Marc Jacobs (ginger lover extraordinaire) and his spring '09 line.


Also, partial ginger Claire Danes has just replaced Drew Barrymore as the face for Gucci jewelry.
















She's looking pretty hot, as are the sexxxy ginger models rocking gucci's '09 line. Is it just me or does the first look in this line look like it has some slight irish country side influences? ginger boho chic!

i swear, gingers will inherit the earth. And rock in in the most stylish way possible.

And while the spring summer 09 line-up is not as ginger-fabulous, look at how cute these dresses are!!