Thursday, July 31, 2008
Hey Bitches!
its time for a gingerfab road trip. My bff and i are heading to Milwaukee today to see CSS tonight, and avoid the lollapalooza crowd this weekend. If you awesome and like to party, you should meet us there. I am sure i will have tons to report back on!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
ginger tunes.
axl rose, your ginger and i love you for it.
lets make beautiful ginger babies together.
xoxo.
lets make beautiful ginger babies together.
xoxo.
is phoebe price hot?
seriously, i just cant figure it out. baffled. speechless.
shes so hit or miss. the clothes are pretty bad, but does she look good? someone tell me!
on a side note, this woman is famous for absolutely no reason at all.
so i got that going for me.
ginger lover of the week
this week the love comes from:
the guardian angels!
i was taking a late train home the other evening, and as i was waiting at the clark and lake stop, when i looked out the window to see a very good looking irish guy standing but not getting on the train. i was attracted to his white and red tshirt that said "guardian angels" and assumed that this guy must have some amazing luck with the salvation army t-shirt bin. *(at this point i would just like to point out that i am not in fact an idiot, i was deceived by the fact that this guy was my age, and the guardian angels dont have a huge presence on the north and west sides.)* come to find out as i observe a little closer, he actually is a real guardian angel, with the cute little hat, handcuffs and everything! this was incredibly exciting for multiple reasons. 1. its nice to have a little back-up out there. i was almost assaulted just last week! 2. the city's crime has been worse then ever this year, its completely out of control, so its nice to see people stepping up. 3. vigilante's are hot. there is no skirting around that issue.
so thank you cute guardian angel at the clark and lake stop, thanks for looking so tough, making sure i get home safe, and cleaning up these mean streets.
and call me. ;)
but in all seriousness, check these guys out, show em some love when you see them, because they are the ginger lovers of the week!
http://www.guardianangels.org/index.php
***i would also like to point out that chicago really is becoming gotham city. we are kept safe by sexy vigilantes, and just a day ago a woman was mugged by someone throwing acid in their face. how joker-esque! get me harvey dent on the phone, stat!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-acid-medina-web-jul30,0,646350.story
the guardian angels!
i was taking a late train home the other evening, and as i was waiting at the clark and lake stop, when i looked out the window to see a very good looking irish guy standing but not getting on the train. i was attracted to his white and red tshirt that said "guardian angels" and assumed that this guy must have some amazing luck with the salvation army t-shirt bin. *(at this point i would just like to point out that i am not in fact an idiot, i was deceived by the fact that this guy was my age, and the guardian angels dont have a huge presence on the north and west sides.)* come to find out as i observe a little closer, he actually is a real guardian angel, with the cute little hat, handcuffs and everything! this was incredibly exciting for multiple reasons. 1. its nice to have a little back-up out there. i was almost assaulted just last week! 2. the city's crime has been worse then ever this year, its completely out of control, so its nice to see people stepping up. 3. vigilante's are hot. there is no skirting around that issue.
so thank you cute guardian angel at the clark and lake stop, thanks for looking so tough, making sure i get home safe, and cleaning up these mean streets.
and call me. ;)
but in all seriousness, check these guys out, show em some love when you see them, because they are the ginger lovers of the week!
http://www.guardianangels.org/index.php
***i would also like to point out that chicago really is becoming gotham city. we are kept safe by sexy vigilantes, and just a day ago a woman was mugged by someone throwing acid in their face. how joker-esque! get me harvey dent on the phone, stat!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-acid-medina-web-jul30,0,646350.story
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
guiness is a food group if you're ginger.
some of you "traditionalists" might choose spend your monday nights relaxing, cooking, preparing for work.gingerfoxxx on the other hand, prefers to spend her monday nights doing irishcar bombs, rocking out and looking fabulous.
after spending the night binge drinking with other gingers, rocking out, and making some fabulous playlists, i stumbled upon two realization. make that three.
1. booze is the new dinner. food is for lame people who want to be fat and boring. hot people drink their dinners instead.
2. love is so out of style right now. how 2007. for 2008, casual sex is the new love. "love" looks really good in theory, much like high-waisted skinny pants, but on 95% of us, it shows all the flaws and just does not look good.
i for one insist on always looking fabulous, so for the time being, i intend to avoid love and high-waisted skinny pants like amy winehouse avoids sobriety. maybe some day these things will look good on people, but for the time being, lets just stick to casual sex.
in case you doubt my authority on this matter, check out NPR's view!
http://www.npr.org/templates/
3. why am i so awesome? sometimes it just hurts. its just not right that someone should look so hot holding a guitar.
while love might be out this year, there is one thing that will always be in style, and that is my new red high-top chuck taylors.
gingers love converse.
haha, bennigans you suck.
faux irish crapfest bennigans closed its resteraunts 
last night under the cover of darkness.
thats what you get for being an inferior dining establishment.
america, i love you.
*while this has nothing to do with being ginger, it did make me smile this morning :)
last night under the cover of darkness.thats what you get for being an inferior dining establishment.
america, i love you.
*while this has nothing to do with being ginger, it did make me smile this morning :)
Monday, July 28, 2008
Its hot in Chicago and its not just me!
amidst a little bit of a chicago heat wave, on my morning latte run i encountered this silly looking pigeon lounging in this sprinkler. as funny as it looks, he is quite possibly the smartest pigeon i have ever encountered.....
i even briefly considered joining him, but it might have ruined my stunning ginger hair style!
in order to survive this wicked hot weekend, gingerfoxxx decided to try some new watering holes to cool her hottt self down!
first on the tour was Fizz bar in chicago, at the corner of lincoln, ashland, and belmont.
this place is by no means new, but it was new to me. we had spent the evening lounging outdoors, drinking and watching the fireworks, and decided to stop by here to visit a friend celebrating his birthday. They serve food up until midnight, and they have a really charming beer garden. i sampled some pizza and was pretty pleased. the downside is that the beer garden closes at midnight, however they did let us stay out there and finish dining. (that might just be because i'm awesome. dont expect that treatment for everyone.) the inside was nice enough, but the crowd was a little strange. most of the people there were in their late 30's if not early 40's. (especially the guys, it was like a sea of bald patches)
Check out fizz early for a bite to eat and to chill outside, but i would leave early for a trendier spot, and dont expect to pick up a guy under 35.
Next stop was angels and mariachis on division. people have been raving so i had to check it out.on the hoppin division strip, i figured that at 1am, this place would be fierce on a saturday night.
but it was awkwardly slow. i think i actually heard a pin drop. and became excited that someone else might actually be there. we got a pitcher of margaritas, but was a little disappointed to find it was 80% ice. i was
a little confused because the decor is amazing, and i love the look of the place, but i guess watered down margaritas are not what the people crave. i might go back earlier sometime and try the food. maybe its better as a resteraunt? or a hiding place?come back (maybe) for the food (so i hear)
or if you are on a date and looking for somewhere dark and quiet (almost like an abandoned alley....)
but maybe wander down the strip if you feel like drinking something strong or meeting people.
all and all, it was a gingerfab night, despite the heat, but i don't know if any of these places will become a gingerfoxxx stomping ground.
heard of anywhere new and fabulous opening up?
xoxo.
gingerfoxxx got her i-phone!
well, sort of......
i phone template for print!
an adoring reader sent me this template for a mock-iphone!
it might not make calls, but looking cool is really the only thing that matters in life.
thanks nate! im now one step closer to the real thing
i phone template for print!
an adoring reader sent me this template for a mock-iphone!
it might not make calls, but looking cool is really the only thing that matters in life.
thanks nate! im now one step closer to the real thing
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Things gingers (should) love!
Perez Hilton
this should come as a surprise to no one, but the one and only man in gingerfoxxx's life is and always will be perez hilton! I only dream that some day i can draw a penis on someone's photo in microsoft paint with such precision and finesse. No joke! just because this bitch rolls in adobe CS3 doesn't make it any easier to replicate those contours with a laptop track pad. *sigh* dare to dream.....
perez is like the cnn for people who are too important to be bothered with cnn. there was a plane crash? was lindsay lohan on it? NO? then what do i care!! a hurricane in texas? thats not important when madonna might be fucking a yankee! A YANKEE!
gingerfoxxx's advice for madonna? if your going to have an extra-marital affair, the least you could go for a chicago cub!!!!! i suggest Ryan Dempster, the cubbies ginger pitcher!
Which brings us to
Chicago Cubs
Despite wrigley field being the single largest gathering point for bros in the entire midwest, there is definately some charm to be found in $5 cups of old style and sitting in peanut shells. They have their amazing ginger pitcher ryan dempster, and unless you sit in the bleacher section, you are guaranteed a nice shady spot to help protect our delicate ginger skin. Plus i have been able to smuggle vodka in on numerous occasions, which is always a plus. my next challenge will be a martini glass.....
of course if drunken fratboys and standing in bro urine and rat feces is a little too low brow for your tastes, you can always watch the games at home on your flat screen HD TV, wearing stilletos and sipping champagne, and looking fabulous.
and looking fabulous brings us to our last item....
Lindsay Lohan!
lindsay is a role model for little ginger girls ever where! she went through a brief rough patch in her life, made some mistakes we hope she never repeats.....(blonde?? et tu brute??) but in the end, look at her now! she may not have much of an acting or singing career anymore, but doesnt she look hot? thats really all that matters in the end. and now all that ginger hotness has payed off, as our soon to be BFF lohan has found true love with her new lesbian partnet samantha ronsen!
gingerfoxx knows true love when she sees it, and believe me, this is the real deal! nothing says lasting commitment like matching bracelets and text messages!
*http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-23-lindsay-2
so i guess things are looking up for our little lindsay, judging be the sales in her couture leggings line. i may not know much, but i do know this: $110 is totally acceptable for a pair of cotton leggings, and leggings, much like lindsay's love for samantha, will totally stand the test of time. those things never go out of style!
http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/07/19/lindsay-lohan-leggings-line-is-sold-out/
So lindsay, we're both fabulously ginger, and admired by many, so why aren't we teaming up to create the ultimate ginger duo? together we could be unstoppable.
in fact, to look at us side by side, gingerfoxxx is a push-up bra and a chanel bag away from being lindsay's twin sister!
so in summary, show ginger love this week to perez hilton, the chicago cubs, and lindsay lohan! <3<3<3
xoxo.
this should come as a surprise to no one, but the one and only man in gingerfoxxx's life is and always will be perez hilton! I only dream that some day i can draw a penis on someone's photo in microsoft paint with such precision and finesse. No joke! just because this bitch rolls in adobe CS3 doesn't make it any easier to replicate those contours with a laptop track pad. *sigh* dare to dream.....
perez is like the cnn for people who are too important to be bothered with cnn. there was a plane crash? was lindsay lohan on it? NO? then what do i care!! a hurricane in texas? thats not important when madonna might be fucking a yankee! A YANKEE!
gingerfoxxx's advice for madonna? if your going to have an extra-marital affair, the least you could go for a chicago cub!!!!! i suggest Ryan Dempster, the cubbies ginger pitcher!
Which brings us to
Chicago Cubs
Despite wrigley field being the single largest gathering point for bros in the entire midwest, there is definately some charm to be found in $5 cups of old style and sitting in peanut shells. They have their amazing ginger pitcher ryan dempster, and unless you sit in the bleacher section, you are guaranteed a nice shady spot to help protect our delicate ginger skin. Plus i have been able to smuggle vodka in on numerous occasions, which is always a plus. my next challenge will be a martini glass.....
of course if drunken fratboys and standing in bro urine and rat feces is a little too low brow for your tastes, you can always watch the games at home on your flat screen HD TV, wearing stilletos and sipping champagne, and looking fabulous.
and looking fabulous brings us to our last item....
Lindsay Lohan!
lindsay is a role model for little ginger girls ever where! she went through a brief rough patch in her life, made some mistakes we hope she never repeats.....(blonde?? et tu brute??) but in the end, look at her now! she may not have much of an acting or singing career anymore, but doesnt she look hot? thats really all that matters in the end. and now all that ginger hotness has payed off, as our soon to be BFF lohan has found true love with her new lesbian partnet samantha ronsen!
gingerfoxx knows true love when she sees it, and believe me, this is the real deal! nothing says lasting commitment like matching bracelets and text messages!
*http://perezhilton.com/2008-07-23-lindsay-2
so i guess things are looking up for our little lindsay, judging be the sales in her couture leggings line. i may not know much, but i do know this: $110 is totally acceptable for a pair of cotton leggings, and leggings, much like lindsay's love for samantha, will totally stand the test of time. those things never go out of style!
http://backseatcuddler.com/2008/07/19/lindsay-lohan-leggings-line-is-sold-out/
So lindsay, we're both fabulously ginger, and admired by many, so why aren't we teaming up to create the ultimate ginger duo? together we could be unstoppable.
in fact, to look at us side by side, gingerfoxxx is a push-up bra and a chanel bag away from being lindsay's twin sister!
so in summary, show ginger love this week to perez hilton, the chicago cubs, and lindsay lohan! <3<3<3
xoxo.
Friday, July 25, 2008
ginger by design
a day in the life of gingerfoxxx!
hanging in the river north district looking fashionable and bored, much like my socialite frienemies.
working hard to get ahead in the design world. what a competitive field it is, based soley on hard work and dedication! thank goodness i have this mac book and oversized sunglasses to help me be a designer.
taking a relaxing lunch on a beautiful summer day while i listen to my ipod and text all my friends about the bird attack. so many text messages! its exhausting being me.
all this work deserves a reward, and its hightime someone got gingerfoxxx an iphone! anything else is just embarrassingly out of date; after all the key to being a good designer is owning an iphone, right after skinny pants and thick-rimmed glasses!
xoxo,
hanging in the river north district looking fashionable and bored, much like my socialite frienemies.
working hard to get ahead in the design world. what a competitive field it is, based soley on hard work and dedication! thank goodness i have this mac book and oversized sunglasses to help me be a designer.
taking a relaxing lunch on a beautiful summer day while i listen to my ipod and text all my friends about the bird attack. so many text messages! its exhausting being me.
all this work deserves a reward, and its hightime someone got gingerfoxxx an iphone! anything else is just embarrassingly out of date; after all the key to being a good designer is owning an iphone, right after skinny pants and thick-rimmed glasses!
xoxo,
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Ginger hater of the week
the ginger hater of this week issss.......*drum roll*.....alfred hitchcock!
now, dont get me wrong, i am a huge fan of his work, and to this day, the movie the birds gives me nightmares, but take a look at this evidence. I recently left my normal 3 mile spread to visit an outdoor showing of the birds with my friend ray ray. seeing a ginger on the southside is about as common as seeing an urban outfitters in iowa, so the gingerfoxxx was alreading feeling like the starlette she is. but i digress. as i'm watching the movie, i discover that everytime the birds swoop in to attack someone, whom do their grimy little beaks befall? a ginger. really alfred? REALLY?
and just look at the original poster!
This got me to thinking, so i wiki'ed this shit. turns out, hitchcock is from London originally, the most ginger hating town in the world! its all coming together now! now the problem with proving this anti-ginger filmography is that most of his films are in black and white. so i started googling some of his leading ladies. low and behold, Janet Leigh, that chick from psycho who got shredded in the shower scene was ginger! AND WE NEVER KNEW!! well just to set the record straight, i am sharing with you this never before seen color screen shot
.
well, there you have it, case closed. alfred hitchcock is the ginger hater of the week
* eta, as some of you may have heard, i was attacked by a pigeon today! gingerfoxxx was strutting down fullerton, doing nothing but looking hot, and it swooped right at me and made me scream out loud. i feel hitchcock opened pandora's box on this ginger vs. bird situation.
gingers, prepare yourselves for war, this could get ugly. pigeons are just as bad as terrorism,
narcotics trafficking, and crocs. combined!
now, dont get me wrong, i am a huge fan of his work, and to this day, the movie the birds gives me nightmares, but take a look at this evidence. I recently left my normal 3 mile spread to visit an outdoor showing of the birds with my friend ray ray. seeing a ginger on the southside is about as common as seeing an urban outfitters in iowa, so the gingerfoxxx was alreading feeling like the starlette she is. but i digress. as i'm watching the movie, i discover that everytime the birds swoop in to attack someone, whom do their grimy little beaks befall? a ginger. really alfred? REALLY?
and just look at the original poster!
This got me to thinking, so i wiki'ed this shit. turns out, hitchcock is from London originally, the most ginger hating town in the world! its all coming together now! now the problem with proving this anti-ginger filmography is that most of his films are in black and white. so i started googling some of his leading ladies. low and behold, Janet Leigh, that chick from psycho who got shredded in the shower scene was ginger! AND WE NEVER KNEW!! well just to set the record straight, i am sharing with you this never before seen color screen shot
.well, there you have it, case closed. alfred hitchcock is the ginger hater of the week
* eta, as some of you may have heard, i was attacked by a pigeon today! gingerfoxxx was strutting down fullerton, doing nothing but looking hot, and it swooped right at me and made me scream out loud. i feel hitchcock opened pandora's box on this ginger vs. bird situation.
gingers, prepare yourselves for war, this could get ugly. pigeons are just as bad as terrorism,
narcotics trafficking, and crocs. combined!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Gingers do it better
special alert!
"Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.
In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend."
oh my!!!
Well, this is a tough one. SJP, the gingerfoxxx has nothing but love for you. I learned some of my foxxxy moves from sex and the city!
But if this is true, it proves once again: gingers do it better.
perhaps SJP could go ginger? the color may not be real, but i would happily accept the foxxxy SJP into the ginger world.
come to our side, sarah, GINGERS LOVE SJP!!!! <3<3<3
"Sarah Jessica Parker's husband has been sneaking off for hot trysts with a stunning redhead half his age, sources tell Star in a blockbuster exclusive.
In the new issue of Star — on newsstands now — we report that while the beloved actress was frantically searching for hubby Matthew Broderick one night earlier this year, he was having sex in the city with a gorgeous redhead half his age, the young woman told a friend."
oh my!!!
Well, this is a tough one. SJP, the gingerfoxxx has nothing but love for you. I learned some of my foxxxy moves from sex and the city!
But if this is true, it proves once again: gingers do it better.
perhaps SJP could go ginger? the color may not be real, but i would happily accept the foxxxy SJP into the ginger world.
come to our side, sarah, GINGERS LOVE SJP!!!! <3<3<3
Ginger Lover of the week!
three 6 mafia. They may not be ginger, but they sure love em. need proof? check the lyrical genius behind the hit "lolli lolli" i tell you, not only does this song work on many levels (like an onion i tell you, they go many layers deep) but it is on the radio every 5-10 minutes, sometimes on multiple stations, so your NEVER MISSING OUT. if you have missed this far:
1 - you live under a rock
2 - you still have a chance to redeem yourself and show ginger love!
check the ginger love lyrics~
Lolli Lolli Lolli Lolli Let me see you pop that body Lolli Lolli Lolli Lolli Let me see you pop that body Chocolate Lolli
Cherry Lolli <----------
Nilla Lolli
Pink Lolli
Red Hot Red Hot Red Hot Hot
*i would also like to point out that gingers fit into both the "cherry lolli" and the "nilla lolli" category. way to go girls! three 6 mafia, its like you wrote this song with gingerfoxxx in mind! i will pop my body for you anytime.
Ginger lover of the week! three 6 mafia. we love you too, boys! ~ xoxo
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Gingerfoxxx is here!
Welcome to gingerfoxxx!
This site blog was created by my fabulous ginger self to celebrate fellow gingers in the world that are doing just doing their thing: being hot, adored, and most importantly, a gingerfoxxx!
who should stay tuned? gingers and ginger loversssss!
what to expect? all the latest ginger gossip and hotness!
more to come shortly,
xoxo, marie the ginger <3<3<3
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