Breaking news!

They are remaking "The Last Dragon"!!!!



And even better - Samuel L. Jackson is going to play Sho'Nuf!!!


***joy******

Just to get everyone ready-

Watch out Latarion Milton, you have some competition on your hands!!

Comments......

Are temporarely disabled until the spamming stops. I'll let you know when you can comment again because normally i love them oh so much! :)


***eta - i just set it up so that i will approve comments for a while, just to be on the safe side. I just missed ray-ray's comments too much.....

I dont even have anything to say...

But David Caruso is just too hot a topic i suppose!  So moving forward, glow in the dark ginger cat!

Normally i take a bit of an issue with animal testing, especially on something as obsolete as cloning  (ummmm, why?)  But i am willing to look the other way, because this cat glows in the dark and that is awesome!!  besides, look at how happy he is!  He loves all this attention.

Your like a friend and a flash light all in one!

p.s.  if my blog is hacked there will be ginger rage, y'all........

Ginger in trouble!

From Yahoo News:

An Austrian woman accused of stalking "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso is being sought on an international arrest warrant, and officials said Tuesday she could be hiding in Mexico.
The woman allegedly sent more than 100 letters to the American actor, pursued him for an autograph and then sent death threats when he refused to give her one, according to prosecutors in the Austrian province of Tyrol.
The woman — identified only as being in her early 40s — was charged with stalking and threatening to kill Caruso, but failed to show for her trial in July 2007 and again in April, Innsbruck Provincial Court spokesman Thomas Lechner said.
Judge Guenther Boehler has issued an international warrant for her arrest, Lechner said.

Just for fun!

I'm calling in sick

Because i just threw up in my mouth a little.....

Ok, a lot.  Thanks Rachel, for alerting these to me.  I had just eaten breakfast, but if keep a picture of these bad boys around, i will be sure throw up the aforementioned breakfast every morning and remain svelte and trim.

Seriously??????....NO, SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Its like we have become the doomed culture in the past few years.....This got me to thinking...I know we have a lot concerns right now, failing economy, unstable stock market, diplomatic problems.......but this, this is a terrorist attack on Americans!  This got me wondering where the hell these bastards shoes came from....... CANADA!  Those sneaky bastards!  they make al-queda look like a bunch of pranksters....When will this stream of attacks end?  HAVE WE NOT SUFFERED ENOUGH?  

And for those walking amongst us, wearing crocs.......you unpatriotic bastards!

just so you know, it just gets worse and worse......

Sports crocs and dress crocs...........*tear*

Thats corntastic!

So i had a very indiana, corn-filled weekend (when in rome!)  

I actually went to a corn maze.  These are not made for city girls like myself!  I lost my map 5 minutes into the maze!  (luckily i was with much wiser friends)  I also ended up with corn kernels in my boots and jackets!  (they get everywhere!)  Corn is actually much taller than it looks on TV, i mean if it were a guy, it would be perfect!  The place was called exploration acres and they even had this giant cannon that lets you shoot corn.  And of course, since its indiana, it was being manned by a nine year old.  After the movie, we watched children of the corn!  What a classic!  I didnt realize the movie was as old as i was!  

Notice the bad guy, Malachi, is a ginger.  And a particularly jank-in-the-face ginger.  Way to promote the stereotype, children of the corn.  Tsk, Tsk!  Stephen king is sooooo the ginger hater of the week.  But, at least things got a little better for malachi's face.....check him out now!

Unfortunately though, his name is still courtney.  Ouch, what kind of 

monsters name their son Courtney??  It's a sick world, i tell ya.....

Oh, and if you remember the film, Isaac, the very tiny little evil kid who leads the corn children, who is supposed to be like 12........He was 25 when they filmed that!!!     weird.

hahaha

in case you were wondering, there are online communities for gingers

check out redhedd.com!

It's slightly ironic though, because the whole point of the sight is to "cheerlead"  the red haired breed.  Are we animals now?  Do we really need cheering over anyone else?  The site is a little hypocritical, because it is a bunch of posts about gingers being the underdog.  Which is totally untrue....i mean, look at me....i am unbelievably hot and awesome.  If anything its better to be ginger!  Now, if only there was a website that reinforced that being ginger made you better than everyone else, perhaps run by a snarky, overconfident, but undeniably sexy ginger socialite....

oh wait!

Just another effect of the struggling economy....

Man disappointed by breakfast...

Pancakes in restaurants across america are shrinking.......

I'm just kidding.  I mean, maybe they are shrinking.  I wouldnt really know, or care i suppose because i dont even like pancakes.  I'm an advocate for binge drinking for breakfast, so as long as the bloody mary's stay full sized, we're cool.  But should the economy start affecting the bloody mary's, ...so help us g

od.....

This picture is actually of the sampler brunch at the flying saucer on california.  For the record, it was one of the most amazing brunches ever!  Its right near humboldt park so its a little under the radar.  There wasn't even a wait when we went on sunday morning!  The mostly vegetarian fare brought in a mostly hipster crowd, but they were well behaved.   And, you it's BYOB, so you can make the bloody mary's as big as you want!!!  

four stars on the gingerfoxxx scale for the flying saucer!!

still talking about zombies.

If you haven't seen wild zero, than stop what your doing right now and go watch it.  Its a japanese zombie movie about a greaser punk band that battles zombie aliens with their electric guitar picks.  I can't even make this stuff up!  The band in the movie is a real band called guitar wolf, and i am absolutely in love with them.  you mist experience wild zero.

Here is the trailor just to get you started!!

real life zombies

So a rather disturbing incident occurred on monday.  (I know, its friday, but it was really disturbing!)  Myself, ray ray and shooter were on a mission to get some supplies for a little monday afternoon champagne brunch. (thats just how i roll)  We had spent the night at Phyllis' musical inn on Division.  Its super divey, but loveable.  The patio is covered in lawn gnomes, and they have a ping pong table (which i am amazing at by the way)  the bartender even came out for a while to watch the sara-shooter ping pong championship.  We closed the bar out, and somehow ended up in a Ukranian village 24-hour laundromat drinking beers at 3am.  

but i digress, we were walking in search of brunch.  As we were walking, we noticed a body lying across some porch stairs.  They were wearing a hood and all you could see was their mouth which was slightly open.  They looked pretty dead.  We decided to finish our errand and check on the way back to see if the person had moved.  we were gone for an hour, and when we got back, the body hadnt moved at all.  I dont know which is more disturbing, the fact that we were staring at a most likely dead body, or the fact that no one had done anything in over an hour.  (this was a fairly busy street, in a relatively nice area!)  The person was dressed rather shabbily, but it could have easily been a poor fashion sense, because the clothes were just plain, not ratty.  We tried startling the body awake, but there was no response.  It also smelled.  like really really smelled.  We wound up calling the police to come take care of the situation, seeing as how we are were totally unequipped to deal with a dead body.  

All in all, it was slightly sombering.  I suppose there are worse ways to die though, like being eaten by a zombie shark.........

The first of many...

Posts about this weekend!

The first thing i would like to discuss is the amazing amount of zombie movies out there!  Us girls decided to spend our day watching zombie movies in honor of halloween soon being upon us.  We went to the local video store and just on a whim asked the awesome video guy to recommend some zombie vids for us.  He looks at us and responds, "Let me take you to the zombie movie section."  awesome.  He runs us through 10-15 movies giving us brief synapsis.  And then he comes to Lucio Filci's "Zombie."  (apparently, for those of you who are future zombie enthusiasts, Italian zombie films are superior to all others)  He leans in and tells it is italian and superior.  we shrug.  He mentions there is a fight scene between a zombie and a shark.  SOLD!!  We end up renting that one, and this french zombie film called "they came back."  Its not meant to be scary at all, it's more about the the economic struggles of trying to reintegrate the zombies into society after their jobs have already been filled.  It was slightly pretentious, but humorous when consumed with ice cold beer.   Any way, who cares, here is a zombie fighting a shark

 

Also, in case you would like to read about "They came Back" although if anything its more of a romantic tale of the love that humans and zombies can share, while exploring the difficulty of adjusting to being alive after being dead.....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Came_Back
seriously?

Lets get back to zombie vs. shark.......

Who do you think won this battle?  the zombie gets a good chunk of the sharks neck, but the shark also takes off the zombie's arm.  But the zombie can't feel any pain, nor does he care about his arm.  And, how much pain do sharks feel?  And most importantly, is the shark going to become a zombie shark?  these are questions i need answers to!  Why don't we use our new found prosperity (read=bailout) To study the interactions between zombies and sharks?  why the hostility?

Or, as i like to hypothesize, the the shark and zombie are a metaphor for life, zombie, eating shark, eating zombie.....the ying and the yang......its all about equality and harmony when it comes down to it.  Italian zombie films are freaking awesome.  Also, check out this blog Rachel sent by a fellow shark zombie enthusiast.  I think i found a soul mate!

http://zombiefightsshark.blogspot.com

You know what i'll be watching....

VH1's charm school hosted by Sharon Osbourne!!

The rocklicious faux ginger will be so fabs in this, with her fiesty attitude!!  She is going to teach the Skanky McSkankersons from Brett Micheal's "Rock of love" show how to be lady-like and fabulous (like gingerfoxxx!)

Sunday Oct. 12th, bitches.

VH1 - be there.

yet another bad ginger!

Well this not so handsome ginger has been having quite a rough time lately!  Redmond O'Neal (Farrah Faucett's son)  Is in a shitload'o'trouble for falling back into the drugs.  He has been ordered to enter a two week drug-rehabilitation program.  Thats right, i said two weeks.  Good luck with that dude, seriously......

And tame that ginger fro while your at it, you look like a drug addict! 

i know, i know...

I have been missing in action, but thats because i was expecting a new edition to the gingerfoxxx legacy.  Well kids, he's finally here!!  15.25"  and 5.4 lbs.   Thats right, he's a mac book pro!!!  i will have to tell you all about him tomorrow, because the two of us have had a long day and are ready for some beauty sleep, but rest assured there will be pictures coming soon!!!!

xoxo, 

Marie

yes, yes, YES

Finally! someone who understands ginger couture!
ginger is kind of like the hand of midas, in that anything that ginger touches turns to solid gold!
In fact, being ginger makes you so fashionable that you dont even need clothes, people will be so taken aback by your ginger hair and ghost white skin that they wont even notice you are naked!

Ok, in all seriousness, this is the new line by sonia rykiel that just debuted in paris. and it sort of scares me in a way that i cant stop looking at it. Much like sarah palin. No respectable ginger would ever where these clothes, but it is a nice call out to the sexiest bitches on earth, the gingers.

traitor!

None other geri hallwell, the ginger revolutionary, GINGER SPICE HERSELF-has gone and died her hair brown?????? i just don't even know what to say. I feel like someone just told me santa claus wasn't real.....what's that?........GOD DAMMIT! what a horrible way to start the day....