Some blogs of interest!

For when your train is delayed and you are forced to sit in a cafe sipping coffee and perching yourself in front of a mac laptop in order to look like your a designer or writer working on that next great novel~

http://dabagirls.wordpress.com/
Dating a Banker Anonymous.
For any girl who has ever fallen for the old "I work in finance" line, listen to these woes of wallstreet bank wives and the atrocities they face when the money stops rolling in. I can't tell if its real or not, but i really don't care, because it's entertaining and fabulous. It pretty much a blog by the real victims of the recession. Wall street bankers wives, girlfriends, and mistresses.

a sampling:

Suddenly, I found myself being taken out less and less frequently. A recent argument went along these lines:
Me *pouting*: You haven’t taken me on a trip since we went to Bermuda in September. What’s going on?
Charles: Honey, finances are tight right now so my wife has taken it upon herself to check up on all of our accounts. She will notice any big expenditures.Me *cute voice*: Wellllllllllllll, what are you going to do to make it up to me?
Charles: Can we talk later sweetheart? I’m really busy right now.
Me: No. Give me an answer NOW. Don’t you realize what you have? I’m way too hot to be treated like this. (Disclaimer: Yes, I come across as bratty here, but it typically works when trying to get something out of him)
Charles *yelling for the first time in our almost two-year relationship*: I’VE GOT TO FIRE TWENTY PEOPLE BY THE END OF THE WEEK. Z has four kids, X just had a baby girl, Y just sent his son to college and I’ve got to get rid of two of those guys… and you’re complaining about vacations and dinner? God, you are so 24! GROW UP!
Me *stunned*: Okie dokie, let’s talk later lover.

Most important thing to take from this? the use of "I'm way too hot to be treated like this!" In fact, i might go use that one on the train conductor right now and see if i can get this shit moving.



ALSO!

http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

Ok, so if you enjoy seeing baked goods go bad, this is the blog for you.

Tons of images of spelling malfunctions, frosting misapplications, and just cake tackiness in general. 

 
On the plus side however, i did find the wedding cake of my dreams.  I never really considered marriage, until the moment i saw this cake.  I can just see it now....PBR cans in hooters cozies......a white stretch tube top, white pleather stretch capris and patent studded platform shoes.........dancing to some jams by kansas, foreigner, and Ted Nugent......and finally, cutting into this beautiful cake with my trucker hat and tuxedo tshirt wearing husband to be....

*sigh*

someday..........

Check out the Superbowl cake mishaps while your there!

Stick around....My train will not be moving anytime soon, and now i'm my third cup of coffee.....

BITCHES!!

saturday night, bitches!

Where will gingerfoxxx be this saturday night?

Cheering on the windy city rollers of course!

Thats right.  Gingerfoxxx and co are hitting up the roller derby.  There will be blood.  It won't be mine of course, although i am thinking its a potential career move.  I am already incredibly badass and sexy, so why not bring it on skates?  Expect to hear about how our windy city rollers do, and gingerfoxxx's night of bloodshed and tequila.

Also, an intensive guide of what to wear to such an event.  Because really-what do you wear to an event that involves drinking cheap beer and watching bitches on skates beat on each other.   I think i may watch a couple episodes of rock of love bus in order to prepare for the occasion!

bitches.

Technological advancements in dating?

It has been brought to my attention that the most common way to initiate a first date is through text message, rather than by actual phone call.

really?

I guess its not that hard to believe, i mean people are constantly texting.  Even i went over in texts last month.  (In my defense, i text solely because i love the sound it makes)  But doesn't it seem a little stand-offish when matters of the heart are involved?  I am a little concerned that dating all together will dissolve into nothing more than professing your love through gmail chat and securing your relationship status on facebook.

what ever happened to going to movies???

On the plus side, i suppose digital dating has its advantages.  People i have talked to that are pro digital dating have stated that its much easier to be coy and flirtatious when you have a minute to think through what your going to say.  

On the downside, however, its much easier to be coy and flirtatious when you have a minute to think through what your going to say.  What happens when you're face to face?  Maybe the person on the other end can't even put a sentence together and had a linguistically blessed friend filling in!  Isn't this beginning to sound a little like Cyrano de Bergerac????

Either way, i refuse to take a side.  I definitely can appreciate the old world charm of being taken out and talked up old school style, but if coy and flirtatious texts are the wave of the future, than bring it.  Gingerfoxxx invented coy and flirtatious.  bitches.

It can't be avoided mentioning sexting either in a techno-dating post.  Sexting?  REALLY?  i get it.  Dating by text is convenient.  But if we are really reducing ourselves to sending naked pictures via text instead of ACTUALLY having sex with people, then let me be the first to raise a voice of concern.  Get off your lazy asses and go have sex with people.  seriously.  bitches.

Until next time, always the romantic, gingerfoxxx is going to wait for her dating life to transition into a John Cusack movie.  If you need me, I will be waiting for John to appear outside window blaring Peter Gabriel.  Any day now.....

And for the digital daters, a little techno romance!

ginger-fabulousness x 2!!!

eeeee!!!  babies!!!

While not in stars for gingerfoxxx anytime soon (she does have stay thin and fabulous, after all!)  it can't be helped at thinking babies are soooo freaking adorable!!!  especially ginger babies!!!

And thats why i am so excited that ginger queen supreme molly ringwald is pregnant with twins!  TWINS!!!  TWIN GINGER BABIES!!

Molly is due in August, and i can't wait to see the ginger awesomeness!  i think marcia crosses ginger babies are gonna have some competition!

a fabulous four years ahead!

Talk about a glimpse of the fabulousness to come!!

Michelle started the day off with a green dress and matching coat by cuban american designer Isabel Toledo.  The dress seems to be getting mixed reviews, but gingerfoxxx's opinion is that the dress was hot.  I mean you can't expect her to be showing too much skin when its 20 degrees and she is responsible for carrying Lincoln's bible.  Seriously, people.  

She definately sexed it up for the ball though, sporting a one shoulder white dress by Jason Wu.  And this dress is soooo fabulous!  I even had to look it up to see the original design.  Those crazy kids were such a good looking pair as they danced to "At Last"  (one of my favorite songs!)

Michelle wasn't the only fashion Diva today, did

 anyone see Jill Biden's red coat and black knee high boot combo??  so stylish.

The last call out 

definately goes out to Aretha 

Franklins hat.  I dont get it, but i love it just the same.  I predict 

four years of style for America!!

HAHAHA!!!

This cat f***ing hates ginger cats!!!!

oh hot damn!

bitches!

Looks like even just close proximity to a ginger can lead to feistiness!  

Sharon Osbournes non-ginger spawn was arrested for bitch slapping a reporter in a soho nightclub last august.  Why the hell would it take so long to arrest her?  One can only assume that scotland yard is unable to keep up with gingers.

bitches.

Gingerfoxxx and Co <3 Girl Talk!

Girl Talk you were so fabulous!!!

The show was off the hook!  Gregg Gillis, you have stolen my heart!  With your danceable pop jams and your hipster aesthetic.  And your performing in your underwear, of course.

Most of the people in Bloomington were pretty cool- Of course we ended up being stuck behind the couple making out on ecstasy for the first part of the show, but there were some IU guys behind us who joined us in laughing at their absurd appearance, and even stuck around to dance the night away with gingerfoxxx and co!  That can't be helped of course, because the girls were dressed to the 9's (whatev that means)  We totally assembled some outfits that were a throwback to the late 80's club scene - James St. James would be proud!  I am so excited for my first Girl Talk show and i hope its not my last!!!

xoxo, gingerfoxxx and co!

30 hours!!!

girl talk, can you handle this shit??

bloomington indiana, can you handle this shit??

Friday night:  girl talk:  Jakes in bloomington IN.

Gingerfoxxx and co. will be stealing the hearts of bloomington til the break of dawn, so be ready!

Til death do us party!!!

be careful, bitches!

a fatty epidemic on the way!

Apparently our shitty economy could cause us to start putting on the pounds.  watch you back and stay fabulous~

bobby trendy, lets hang.

Why are you so fabulous bobby trendy???

 All the more reason for gingerfoxxx to move to new york and recreate the early 90's club scene.  We are going to need a lot more glitter........

hey design bitches~

are we ready for this movie or what?

I am actually kinda psyched in a sexy design bitch kinda way to see this movie.  They should have a screening in Chicago coming up sometime within the next couple months and definately plan on going, and looking fabulous.  AND, i am almost as psyched for the song as i am for the movie!

I Like Van Halen Because My Sister Says They Are Cool - El Ten Eleven

Here's the full song. Live it, love it. Because i said so and i pretty much know everything about awesomeness.

Loooooookk!!!

cardboard televisions? zombies??? THRILLER???? i think i'm in love!!!!!

This is from CES 2009 convention. Apparently this group is the Electronics takeback coalition. the Electronics TakeBack Coalition has unleashed zombies on Las Vegas in an effort to draw attention to the problem with television manufacturers and their lack of responsibility when it comes to taking back TV sets.

Take that, planned obselesence!  i mean, bitches!

Read more about it HERE.

What???

You spend a couple days binge drinking and you come back to something as horrendous as this???

Amy and Blakey are getting a divorce??

Oh No!!

And i though love was all you needed....

Damn, i'm crushed that these two kids couldn't make it work!

This is going to be one divorce to follow. This is going to be so much gorier that the madonna/guy divorce. Why? crack.

$5 says amy winds up shanking him prison style over the fact that there is no pre-nup and that boy wants her money like she wants crack and slushees.

Gingerfoxxx <3's>

First Lindsay, now Amy.....2009 nine is already one f*ed up year!

ahhhhhh!!!!

Gingerfoxxx is going to be united with her love, Girl Talk, on friday!!!

Can one little bar in Indiana handle that much sexiness?????

To show my love for illi-NOISE!

A song to celebrate my love for abraham lincoln. politics are sexy!

My Head In Front of Your Head - Best Friends Forever




On side note, i saw the strangest thing today!! I was at trader joes, and a woman had a baby in a cart and she had stacked three steaks on top of the baby! They were packaged of course, but those things leak all the time. Poor little bloody steak juice baby. You would expect to see a baby piled under steaks at walmart, but not at trader joes!

***(I will have more ginger relevant news shortly, especially because of the dramz going on with lilo and samro, i just had to share the lincoln song and steak-baby)

Songs to welcome in 2009

A list of songs to celebrate the new year with~

some jams that will always be hot.  lets dance.

1.  Lets make love and listen to death from above   CSS

2.  Pop the glock  Uffie

3.  That time  Regina Spektor

4.  Paper Planes M.I.A.

5.  Fight for your right  Beastie Boys

6.  Girl  Beck

7.  Old heroes, young villains  Rabbit Junk

8.  Please dont stop the music  Rhianna

9.  Womanizer  Britney Spears

10.  EVERYTHING BY GIRL TALK!!!

11.  1989  The Emotron

12.  2/4   The Clinic

13.  Day job  The Fitness 

14.  What ever happened  The Strokes

15.  Coup de grace  The Saps

16.  Hey i'm ok   The Okmoniks

17.  Combat baby   Metric

PETA, i think i hate you.

sea kittens?

Ok, i would like to think i am a smart girl, but somehow peta managed to trick me in the most horrible way.  The have a website about saving the sea kittens, and deep down in my heart i really wanted to believe that there were cute little fluffy sea creatures frolicking in open water.  (i mean there are weirder things out there, look at the sea cucumber!)  Of course it turns out to be a despicable ploy to trick people into petitioning for fish rights.  not that i have anything against fish, i mean my side kick is a fish!  (love you gingerfish!!!)  but it is just cruel to lead me to think there could be the best of both worlds out there in the form of sea kittens.  Biggest let down of '09 so far.  I really had my heart set on a new little sea kitten to keep gingerfish company.

PETA, you're a bunch of sluts, and i want my sea kitten.

I am so annoyed, i think i am going to go out of my way to eat meat, something i hate, just to spite them.  Gingerfoxxx will be enjoying some red meat if you need her.  She has to console herself from the loss of her sea kitten!

happy new year, bitches

New years has come and gone, and gingerfoxxx has been enjoying some much needed R & R back home in her beautiful windy city.

While lohan and samro covered the miami scene, gingerfoxxx and co decided to shake things up in indianapolis.  True to gingerfoxxx style, the night was spent dancing, drinking champagne, and kissing very cute boys.  Rox and Ray-ray helped me rock the new year at the vogue night club in Indy.  It was a blast and of course the next two days were spent lounging in bed :)

Indy was fun but its nice to be back home in Chicago!  There always new bars to visit and interesting parties to go to!  Just last night i went to a beer tasting party in Ukranian village (the brown shugga was nice!) and sampled many awesome beers (although my heart will always belong to one beer)  I also visited the blind robin on western, which is not new, but more so new to me!  It was upscale divey, and gets bonus points for having a secret drawer full of lollipops in the women's room.  Love it.  We also sampled the wares of the hometown hero of chicago, tamale man.  

Tamale man, i think i love you. 

I am also beginning to work on my new years resolution for this year, which is to learn all the moves to the thriller dance.  Thats right bitches, prepare to stunned in '09.  Here's a little taste of whats to come  (in general i think weddings are stupid, but if more weddings were like this i would be all over that shit)

and here is some excellent beer tasting music i experienced last night 

(ratatat)

And here is some M.I.A., my jam of choice from new years

Its going to be a fabulous year.

bitches.

xoxo, 

gingerfoxxx