Friday, March 26, 2010

check out this ginger prodigy at UConn!

Prodigy, 13, claims age discrimination by UConn

Colin CarlsonAP – In this Tuesday, March 23, 2010 photo, Colin Carlson, 13, listens to a question during an interview with …

STORRS, Conn. – Even at 13, Colin Carlson believes he's running out of time.

Colin is a sophomore at the University of Connecticut, seeking a bachelor's degree in ecology and evolutionary biology and another in environmental studies. But he's been knocked off course by the university's rejection of his request to take a class that includessummer field work in South Africa.

He and his mother say university officials told them he is too young for the overseas course. So he's filed an age discrimination claim with the university and U.S. Department of Education, which is investigating.

"I'm losing time in my four-year plan for college," he said. "They're upsetting the framework of one of my majors."

Michael Kirk, a spokesman for UConn, would not comment on Colin's case. But he said that generally, safety is the university's first concern when travel is involved.

The university would not let Colin enroll, even after his mother, Jessica Offir, offered to release UConn from liability and accompany her son as a chaperone at her own expense, she and Colin said.

Colin was 2 or 3 when he began reading on his own, Offir said, and was up to "Harry Potter" by the time he was 4. An only child, he has faced trouble before because of his brainpower. His kindergarten teacher would not allow him to take books with him at nap time, and he was ridiculed by other children who fired math questions at him to entertain themselves, she said.

"You have no idea what kids like this experience," Offir said.

Colin skipped two grades in public school and began taking psychology, history and other courses at UConn when he was 9. He graduated from Stanford University Online High School at age 11, and soon after enrolled full-time at UConn.

"I'm actually like any other student, he said. "The faculty and students have better things to do than worry about a 13-year-old holding his own."

Over the years, Colin, who said he is fascinated by natural ecosystems, has traveled extensively. He has gone sea kayaking off Nova Scotia and Ecuador, hiked in numerous national parks and, with his mother, has traveled across the U.S. by car.

"It's important to have a very wide world view," he said. "Biology is fundamentally about the diversity of life, with a focus across the planet."

Colin says the course in conservation work in South Africa would have been critical to his studies and the rejection has forced him to change his thesis plans.

He said that once he's completed his undergraduate studies, he wants a Ph.D. in ecology and evolutionary biology and a degree in environmental law for a career in conservation science. He intends to earn the two degrees by age 22.

Carl Schlichting, a professor of ecology and evolutionary biology who has taught Colin in two courses, said he is not only an outstanding student, but is unusually certain for a 13-year-old about where he is headed professionally.

"He has very strong ideas about what he wants to do," he said. "His self-confidence is very high. It's a very unusual package to see the intellect and confidence at that age."

To be eligible to study abroad, students may not be on university probation or academic probation and must have earned a grade point average of at least a "C" — no problem for Colin, who's an honor student with a near-perfect 3.9 GPA.

The study abroad office and faculty member leading the trip ultimately decide who may go, Kirk said.

Brian Whalen, president and chief executive officer of the Forum on Education Abroad, a nonprofit member association of 400 schools, agencies and other groups, said he has not heard of another case where a college student Colin's age had tried to study abroad. When accepted into a college or university, a student generally is assumed to have access to academic programs, he said.

Although Colin was barred from the South African field trip course, he will participate in a National Science Foundation-funded research group that also will take him to South Africa to study plant ecology.

Colin and his mother say they would be satisfied if the university ensures that the NSF-funded research trip and a seminar fulfill the academic requirements of the course he originally sought. They also have asked that $5,000 in stipend and expenses be reimbursed.

Their lawyer, Michael Agranoff, said he wants to negotiate a solution. He and a lawyer for the state have scheduled their first meeting Friday, he said.

Colin says he would prefer not to have to fight, but he has no choice.

"When people are drawing lines in the sand, you're going to have to cross them," he said. "I'm not going back."



via Yahoo News

Thursday, March 25, 2010

TMZ's Ravishing Redhead Contest!

TMZ's Ravishing Redhead Contest!

Ummmmmm, Obviously I'm going to win, but for your information. :D

Friday, March 19, 2010

twitter me!

I'm on twitter. But only because John Cessna made me do it! But follow me if you can't get enough amazing ginger-fab. Obviously, It's under gingerfoxxx.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Patti Stranger is a total Bitch!

OMG. So sadly, my spring break has been doubly cursed by the fact that my blackberry broke (r.i.p. little guy) and I have been sick. I am ok with this for two reasons. 1. I will just take a really awesome trip this summer instead. 2. I have been able to curl up, veg out, and watch lots of TV without any interuptions (I've never spent a week without a phone before!!) Well, since i had to wait until today for march madness to take over my life, i spent the past few days binge-watching 30 days (the morgan spurlock documentary show. It's amazing.), How I met your mother (I totally have decided to marry an architect. He must be akward.) and Millionaire Matchmaker. (I chose this over tool acadamy, because i am sick of watching shows where girls are treated like crap. Although i love that this season has a girl tool. LOVE IT.)

So, Millionaire Matchmaker is this show where Patti Stranger helps love-stupid millionaires go on dates. However!! I was probably 3 hours deep and loving this show when she actually screamed at a girl to get out of her office for being ginger. SRS??? Patti Stranger is total bitch. And i challenge her to a duel. Do you hear this Patti Stranger? This ginger wants to brawl and i will wreck you. Then, there was a clip for the next episode where she is screaming at a girl on the street and actually uses the term firecrotch. SRS???????? I literally dont know what to say. Oh no, wait I do....thank goodness i am too much of a lady too use that kind of language.

Gingers don't want to date you're stupid millionaires anyway. We want billionaires. BITCH.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

don't call me ginger!


OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

those guys at south park are at it again in a couple days. I'm not going to lie, i'm excited! :D

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

tigertexts for guys who cheat!

I can think of a guy or two i have encountered that would be all over this app :D congrats i-phone. as if dating wasn't brutal enough. I think i might start developing a cheater detector app, so that girls actually have a chance. although, i guess there is already don't date him girl!

Because gossip and dramz have gone global, bitches.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

YUM!!






Ginger Twin India Red Ale will officially be available this friday in growler format at the brewery. 22oz bottles will follow next week, and then make it out to the world in bottles and on draft.

It tastes delicious, assuming you enjoy the hop cones and deliciousness.

Cheers,

Half Acre Beer Co
Chicago, IL




sounds DELISH! i have already been won over by the half acre lager and half acre over ale, so i have some high expectations for this beer. A true chicago gem!

(also a great way to seperate actual chicago folk from the terrifying "i love 312" wannabes.)

the TRUE ginger star of the olympics!


(other than me, having 3 gold medals for fabulous winter appearence, freestyle and long routine!)

I always thought curling was joke, until because of my friend john forcing me to come to the bars and watch with with him, i fell in lovveeeeee with it! AND i stumbled onto the ginger breakout star Cheryl Bernard of the Canadian womens curling team! (she's the one on the left! you know, the only ginger one!) and, not only is canada kicking some ass (they have a good shot at taking a medal home!) but they have earned the support of gingerfoxxx....i have never even been to canada!

Cheryl gets some mad props from me - seeing as how a lot of women curlers present themselves to be something less than fabulous.....cheryl always has her hair did and her face made up. As any fabulous ginger should!

I am cheering for you Cheryl....go for the gold, for gingers everywhere! (and because you just look so much better than shaun white....i mean, no contest...)

shaun white...gold medal....yawn.

Shaun White won the gold for snowboarding. go usa.

i am obviously only posting this out of obligation. its not like there is anyone in the world that is oblivious to that fact that shaun white won a gold medal, and is obvi very ginger.

personal recommendations? keep up the good work snowboarding, but cut your fucking hair.

congrats.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

behold, true beauty.










need i say more? it's a coffee table/cat hammock.



COFFEE TABLE/CAT HAMMOCK!!!!!

its all down hill from here folks.


via spoon & tamago

fox in crisis!

more like a herd of foxes!! (fleet? pack? gaggle?)

Victoria Bekham - what. the. fuck. you aren't even ginger yet i feel the need to comment on this. Only i am left without words....why......i mean, WHY????

There is just nothing right about this. when you are that skinny and rigid looking, you should be very aware of the potential you have to look like a poutier version of cruella deville. And normally you are so chic and well dressed!

Well i suppose we all have our off days, so i guess i will let this slide.


Although on my off days i don't go out looking like a horrifying cross between a flamenco dancer and a chupacabera.

Monday, February 15, 2010

Zombie cakes!


Another zombie day has come and gone, and this one was extra fabulous, because of some great friends, greater zombie movies, bloody marys, and gingerfoxxx's special zombie cakes (yum) here's the super easy recipe anytime you need to impress the undead-










Ingredients

  • 3 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese (i do one full fat, and 2 1/3 reduced fat. i have a figure to maintain.)
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 5 eggs
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 8 ounces sour cream
  • 1 cup white sugar (another one)
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (or, you can accidentally pour the whole bottle in like i did. extra vanilla-y!)

Directions

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Line cupcake pans with paper cupcake liners.
  2. In a medium bowl, cream together the cream cheese and 1 cup of sugar. Stir in the eggs one at a time, then mix in the vanilla. Spoon into cupcake pans to fill about 2/3 to 3/4 full.
  3. Bake for 30 minutes in the preheated oven, until golden brown. Remove from the oven and cool for 5 to 10 minutes. (they will sink in and look like little cups. don't freak out.)
  4. To make the sour cream topping, whisk together the sour cream, 1 cup sugar, and vanilla until smooth. Spoon into the well on the top of each cupcake.
  5. Return to the oven and bake for an additional 5 to 7 minutes, until set. Set cupcake pans on racks to cool, do not remove cupcakes from the pan until they are completely cool. For a finishing touch, put cherries on top. they look like the kind of bloody mess that would attract zombies. but in fact, they taste like cherries.

enjoy! but not too many fatties :D

Good thoughts!


In a time of need, this audrey hepburn quote comes to mind. "for a slim figure, share your food with the hungry" Well, if audrey hepburn isn't the smartest person in the freaking world, i don't know who is.

And, as we prepare for fat tuesday tomorrow, remember. Its cool to joke about being fat, but never cool to actually be fat. So maybe send our cheesecakes to haiti, and celebrate tomorrow as FAB tuesday instead of fat tuesday! :D you will all thank me when you fit in your little black dresses and shake your asses for beads tomorrow.





But seriously. feeding the hungry is cool.
www.feedthechildren.org/
www.chicagosfoodbank.org
www.thehungersite.com/

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Look Fabulous, save the world.














Check out Alchemy Goods.

A company in seattle that creates backpacks, messenger bags, purses, etc out of used materials (billboard ads, bike parts, etc.) Now, i assure, i would be eaten alive in the seattle hipster scene, but i can vouch for these bags. I have had one of their ad bags for the past three years, and not only does it still look hipster chic, that thing has literally been to hell and back and shows no sign of stopping.

On my current want list: The new Georgetown carry all. I am pretty sure it functions primarily as a grab and go carry all for the bike scene, but i think with a wrist
strap, this could make one stylish hipster-esque clutch. (just don't tell them of my evil, fashionable plans! vwa ha ha!!)


And i thought nothing would steal my love of the spork....

Meet trongs! Because chicken wingies are awesome, but ginger looking bbq smelling fingers, not so much!

In Videos: Trongs, the Latest in Finger Food

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These red claws may look like lobster appendages but they are apparently for humans. Step off, spork. Trongs are the latest in hybrid utensil fashion. (Wait, what does the "r" represent? Tongs plus, uh.) Nobody would think you were weird at all if you kept them in your bag, just in case the saucy buffalo wing attacked. In this 30-second promotional video, the robotic music seems to build up to something really cool and climactic, but that never happens. Watching people who seem to believe Trongs are the wave of the future, though, does have its appeal.

And if you're left feeling hungry for more Trongs multimedia, play the game! (A lady in a low-cut top throws chicken at you.)

Trongs, the Latest in Finger Food







via Boing Boing Gadgets

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Thursday, January 28, 2010

iPOS.




actually a better idea than the ipad. which is like the big dumb ogre-like twin to the iphone. why don't you lose a few pounds you fatty. send my love to the short bus.

i'm back, bitches!

well well well, after 90 days the foxxx is clean and sober! (i actually was not in rehab at all, but it sounds way cooler than "i have just been super busy") ANYWAYS. so much has happened! ok, not terribly much has happened, i'm still fabulous, the sun still rises, we're doing ok. Obviously, there is alot to discuss. I went to boston (highest ginger per capita i have ever seen. fabulous!) I got a snuggie (fuck yes.) And i invented a new sport - free-ponging. (its a cross between ping pong and free running. you need to see it to believe it.)

Todays rant is short however. texts from last night - why are there so many anti ginger texts in the world.....SRS?

(304): View more from West Virginia
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for

you know what? the wendy's girl thinks your a douche bag. *burn* and so do i *double burn* and you're from west virginia ***scorcher!***

and thats not even the worst-


(609): View more from New Jersey
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

(919): View more from North Carolina
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
****side note, they're amazing

(334):
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(ok true)

(313):
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
srs? he just got that much cooler. props.

and this is not even half of them. one of these days, the counter strike begins. GINGERS UNITE!


well, its good to be back :D
stay tuned for future gems such as
lady gaga - good, but could be better as a ginger!
vampires and gingers are NOT actually the same things, fuck you twilight.
steve jobs - enough already, now you're just being an asshole
and of course,
GINGER shore! g-foxxx would decimate j-wowww. good times!

xoxo,
g-foxxx!