Thursday, September 10, 2009

being ginger makes infidelity ok?


apparently so!  that is, if your watching the new semester of tool acadamy!  Have you see "hillbilly tool"??  he gives ginger love a bad name!  you cant really tell he's a ginger due to his horrible bro-hawk, and never ending string of confederate flag bandanas and hats, but in the second episode, he definately uses "being ginger"  as an excuse for kissing another girl.  He doesn't say "ginger", because that would have just been too awesome for tv.  Oh stew, or "hillbilly tool"  too bad you weren't born a female ginger.  As a rule of thumb, we are infinately hotter and dont need to be concerned with out self esteem.  Because we're fabulous!

Anyways, you can believe i will be monitoring this shit, and making sure he doesnt say another word to embarrass the ginger race.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

good night moon, the college edition.

In a great white studio,
There was a mac book pro....
And a green notebok, 
and a picture of.....

A cat on a wire, with hope and desire,
And a city of lights, in just black and white

And some leftover beers,
And some thesis tears.

And a lone beta fish,
And an empty ramen dish.

And a toaster oven to cook,
And some pictures i took.

And a quiet asian man sitting in a nook.


Good night, cat on the wire, with your hope and desire!
Good night mac book pro!

Good night green notebook, and the notes that you took!

Good night city of lights, good night black and white.

Good night toaster oven that i use to cook,
Good night quiet asian man sitting in the nook.

Good night Bro's
Good night Ho's

Good night bars,
Good night cars,


Good night worries and cares, 
Good night college students everywhere!






Friday, August 21, 2009

Back to school ginger cool!

Just some tips and pointers on how to look fabulous when returning to university!

DO's:

1. The solo red
party cup. and i am talking not just at parties, and not just to contain cheap beer. These classy bitches deserve to be carting around champagne. and they deserve to be doing it all about town. Red solo cups are meant to be shown off like DIAMONDS. Its like lady gaga's tea cup. only for gingers....

















2. 1960's fashion. It's so hot right now, its on fire. Have you seen madmen? Joan is the ginger version of marilyn monroe. only MORE FABULOUS! If you aren't graced enough to alread have a closet full of costume jewelry, chunky heeled pumps, high wasted knee length skirts and elbow length gloves, check out modcloth to help prepare your wardrobe for fabulousness. Heck, they even have a dress named after joan. tres fab!













3. PDA! lets face it, being fab is no longer a task that can be accommodated by regular cell phone. And by now, there are just as many accessories for the phone as their are for us! 24k gold? sure! diamond en
crusted? no prob! and most come equipped with GPS for those tragic moments when you have been overserved and lost track of your location, or when you trying to navigate yourself towards cute boys! wait....is there an app for that?



















4. wit! the tides have finally turned for those oh so charming, witty, fashionable, yet ever so non-blonde gingettes! Apparently, it just not as attractive as in the past to be a half wit sorority girl. It is sexy to know the difference between football and futbol! and downing whiskey shots can be so much more of a turn on then any drink that is pink, blended, or otherwise just retarded. and satirical political insights, literary references, and being able to sit though a quentin tarantino flick have definetaly started to earn bonus points! Not to mention that freckles are way more adorable than orange skin. Hooray for the year of the gingette! lets enjoy it while it lasts!

5.

John Hughes' ginger disillusionment?


Now, its no secret the our recently departed beloved John Hughes was one of biggest ginger supporters to ever exist.  His choice of ginger-centric female leads in his heart string tugging teen angst ridden 80's films paved the way for current ginger starletts (ahem, a little respect lilo!)

In fact his mus
e, Molly Ringwald was even more ginger that gingerfoxxx!  (gingerfoxxx has often been grouped with the daywalkers, but she's not a hater)  Here's where i have to address the somewhat disillusioned presentation of ginger life that John Hughes presents.  Look at all the 80's movies with Molly Ringwald.....Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Etc......

In everyone, she has the worst haircut imaginable, even for the 80's, and really terrible unflattering clothes....(i mean seriously...in pretty in pink she makes my grandma look risque!).  So aside from that terrible ginger misrepresentation (helloooo, most of us are fabulous!!) He always has molly snagging the rich (or failing rich, broodingly misunderstood), unbelievably handsome male lead.  I mean seriously?  This needs to be corrected.

Dear Fellow Gingers:  It is not ok to wear terrible haircuts and frumpy clot
hes and you will most certainly not be courted by and overly romantic, wealthy, brilliant, beautiful boy.  In the real world, a ginger behaving in such a manner would most likely be teased relentlessly.
In honor of John Hughes, and as a means to correct some of these dangerously false ginger misrepresentations, i propose remaking these films, with gingerfoxxx as the lead!  and to better represent gingers everywhere, she will have fab hair and clothes.  There are a slew of cute boys that could play my male lead, and the only question left is, who will be my duckie??? 

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

The retro drink of the season!


Thats right ladies!  summer is coming to a close, and we need something to fill the void that those mojitos are going to leave.  This fall, drinking is going to have a vintage throw back to the 1960's  and the hottest drink is the gimlet!   Oh gimlet, with your lime-y, ginn-ey goodness!

Vodka tonics are sooooo last year....and cosmpolitans are more out of style than that grandma samantha from sex in the city.  The gimlet is, once again, what the most sophisticated ladies are drinking for the moment.  You better believe the gingerfoxxx won't be caught without one!  For the time being, my signature drink, the dirty martini, will be on the back burner....(not to fear.  there are two things the gingerfoxxx will always like strong and dirty.  her men, and her martini's!)

So ladies, grab a shaker, brace your money maker, and whip yourself up a gingerfoxxx gimlet

The Gingerfoxxx Gimlet:

1/4  lime juice
3/4  ginn (or vodka if your prefer)
and of course, a splash of GINGERale!

serve alongside stilettos and the shortest skirt you have!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Thanks aaron for making me aware of this!  although i feel that as the gingerfoxxx i am immune to all pain.  special talents.  I would also like to point out that this link was sent to me accompanied by the quote "So what do you guys do during rough sex?"  Wouldn't you like to know my friend, wouldn't you like to know.......



(CNN) -- Despite two injections of anesthetic, Amy Anderson felt like her dentist was jamming rods into her tooth during a root canal. She writhed in pain as her infected tooth was hollowed with a drill, its nerve amputated, and then sealed.

Studies say redheads avoid dental care after having painful experiences and may require more anesthetics.

Studies say redheads avoid dental care after having painful experiences and may require more anesthetics.

"I knew this time something was wrong. I could feel my lips," said the Syracuse, New York, resident, who told her dentist the drugs weren't working.

Her doctor kept assuring her she had given her a proper dose and said: "I'm almost done."

"I was hurting so bad, I was hitting myself in the stomach," said Anderson, a redhead. "I almost wanted to hit her."

Studies have indicated that redheads may be more sensitive to pain and may need more anesthetics to numb them.

New research published in this month's Journal of American Dental Association found that painful experiences at the dentist might cause more anxiety for men and women with red hair, who were twice as likely to avoid dental care than people with dark hair.

"Redheads are sensitive to pain," said Dr. Daniel Sessler, an Outcomes Research Department chair at The Cleveland Clinic, in Cleveland, Ohio, who is one of the authors.

"They require more generalized anesthesia, localized anesthesia. The conventional doses fail. They have bad experiences at the dentist and because of the bad experiences, they could avoid dental care."

Sessler, an anesthesiologist, began studying redheads' sensitivity to pain after hearing chatter from colleagues.

"The persistent rumor in the anesthesia community was that redheads were difficult to anesthetize," Sessler said. "They didn't go under, had a lot of pain, didn't respond well to anesthesia. Urban legends usually don't start studies, but it was such an intriguing observation."

This led to two studies. In 2004, research showed that people with red hair need 20 percent more general anesthesia than blonds and brunettes.

A 2005 study indicated that redheads are more sensitive to thermal pain and are more resistant to the effects of local anesthesia.

Researchers believe variants of the melanocortin-1 receptor gene play a role. This MC1R gene produces melanin, which gives skin, hair and eyes their color.

While blond, brown and black-haired people produce melanin, those with red hair have a mutation of this receptor. It produces a different coloring called pheomelanin, which results in freckles, fair skin and ginger hair. About 5 percent of whites are estimated to have these characteristics.

While the relationship between MC1R and pain sensitivity is not entirely understood, researchers have found MC1R receptors in the brain and some of them are known to influence pain sensitivity.

Non-redheads can also carry a variant of the MC1R gene. In this dental study that had 144 participants, about a quarter of the non-redheads had variants of the MC1R gene. These people also experienced heightened anxiety and avoided dental care compared with others who did not have the variant.

There is no commercial test available for variations of the MC1R gene.

After Sessler and his colleagues published the first studies about redheads and pain susceptibility, he received nearly 100 e-mails from redheads around the country who complained of terrible experiences at the dentist's office.

Dr. Christine Binkley, an associate professor at the University of Louisville's School of Dentistry, in Kentucky, also observed the same phenomenon in her 25 years of practice.

Her redheaded patients seemed "anxious and didn't get numb. It's a difficult experience for them," said Binkley, one of the study's authors.

But this doesn't seem to affect all people with red hair.

"I have a [redheaded] hygienist that I have to numb up a lot more than normal, " said Dr. Peter Vanstrom, an Atlanta, Georgia, dentist. "She's very sensitive. I have another redheaded patient who is tough as nails, but his father is extremely difficult to numb."

Binkley said the best tip for dentists is to "pay more attention, evaluate everyone for dental anxiety, and ask them about previous experiences."

"If you know someone's anxious, do different things," she said. "Make sure they're numb before you start working on them."

Patients who've had bad experiences with pain should inform their dentists.

The next phase of research is to evaluate whether more anesthesia is needed for people with red hair and those with variants of the MCR1 gene for dental procedures.

The authors say an unpleasant incident -- much like the one Anderson had this January -- could cause patients to postpone dental care and exacerbate any problems they might have.

Anderson got a root canal because she dreaded the dentist after a bad experience of getting cavity fillings. Inevitably, Anderson has to return to her dentist to follow up on her root canal and this fills her withapprehension.

"I have wicked dread of the dentist," she said. "I was up for two hours in the middle of the night because of the dentist." 

Saturday, July 25, 2009

OMG! This fall will be AMAZING!

First, i discovered that this September Lebowski-fest will be visiting chicago. (Was maude lebowski not a ginger? I think i already have my costume!) Then the tentative date for beerfest is Fall 2009 (i'm thinking this will be an october event) With over 100 beer venders there to sample, you know this will be one of the few reasons i would ever drag my ass to navy peir! and lastly, but most importantly....LOOK AT THIS MOVIE COMING OUT!



Nerdy white kid? Cowboy hat wearing truck driving gun toting heroic lead? Using hand-sanitizer when dealing with the undead?? (my main issue with zombie flicks.) How could this not be a success???
A must see. no if's, ands, or buts!

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

oh john legend, i think i love you!

Well if you werent one of the fortunate few chicagoans to see one of John Legends shows at ravinia this past week, too bad! they were SUPERFAB! John Legend - you are so good looking and you have the voice of an angel! its not even right! Ravinia is such a nice venue too! Especially for classy girls like gingerfoxxx who like to sip their wine out of dixie cups. Some people go to amazing lengths at Ravinia too....way beyond standard picnic-goer cuisine. I saw people who actually brought full china and silverware sets, along with food heated in buffet servers. Now thats like a hundred times better that grilling hot dogs and chugging keystones at a DMB concert! There was also the cutest ginger baby every created on the Metra train on the way home! I would have snapped some pics, but apparently strangers frown on you photographing their children, gingerblog or no.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Gingerfab birthday!
















another fabulous year begins for the gingerfoxxx!  The theme to this years party was urban cowgirl!  yee haw! any excuse to wear red cowboy boots and a ruffled mini dress, curl my hair, go to a honky tonk, and drink cheap beer is
 a-ok by me!  The winner of the night is a toss up between ryan, who showed up in a leather cowboy hat, and aaron who wore a cowboy shirt, AND got the country band to sing me happy birthday.  Carols pub in uptown, you are officially my new favorite bar!  I just wish you were a little closer.  But it is open until 5 am, which makes the journey all the more worth while!  Apparantly there is honky tonk kareoke on thursdays as well.  a must!  Carols is definately a ginger approved establishment.  Especially if your a fan of pbr's and oldddd school country!


Also special shout out to these fabulously dressed dudes who were celebrating their friends birthday.  I love the matching shirts!  i am already getting ideas for next year!!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

wha?????

Who is Channing Tatum, and why is anyone allowed to look this good????  The hat?  it's just too much!

GQ, you know what a girl wants!

stop the haterade!!!

Ok, confession time. I am shamelessly addicted to texts from last night. My day is not complete until i have read it! a lot of times i will be sitting alone and actually laughing out loud, and not a lot of things have that effect on me! I do want to raise two concerns however.

1. Are guys really that horrible? I mean i have met my fair share of douchebags, but TFLN makes me think that every guy i encounter is a herpes spreading man whore that thinks women are one step above dogs. dear god, i hope all these texts are coming from the same 10 douchbags.

2. What is with the ginger hate?? when did ginger become the ultimate slam? granted there are some akward, homely gingers in the world, there are ugly people of all hair colors! and for that matter there are some smokin hot gingers. LIKE ME! Its a sad world! again, i am just assuming that its like the same handful of people submitting texts everyday. AND i have reason to believe some of these texts are made up to try and be funny. and they are funny, but seriously....are that many people texting WHILE having sex?? if so, i am concerned.....i think maybe people don't know what they are doing.......should you really have a free hand to be texting? uhhhh, NO! seriously people. maybe that could be the new definition of sexting.


And lastly, since i am bitching about things...(although this has nothing to do with TFLN)

I was recently told that guys believe the ugly girls are better at giving head, because they need something to make up for their lack of good looks. REALLY? guys really think this??? sadness. absolute sadness. I bet john cusack would NEVER think this......

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

a southern ginger belle part 2!

SATURDAY: Excellent nights sleep :) Woke up and went and had breakfast at a place where FAIRY TALES ARE BORN. For real real, not for play play. Little old woman named mable
, in a gas station, making you breakfast. And she knows everyones name! Like its a big southern family! I couldn't have dreamed it. She fed me grits. at that moment i was home (*note. is it really that easy to win me over with a bowl of grits??? yes. yes, it is.) Braced ourselves for a country drive to a lake house in no-car! (thats north carolina for the unfabulous)
















































Seriously?  places like this exist????  I'm dying!  hanging by the beach, sipping cocktails, playing in the water...and most importantly, riding on a boat!!!  This summers big trend?  riding on boats with southern gentleman! no substitutions!    

Actually sat on a boat, watching the sunset, listening to music, surrounded by rolling hills.  you know i can't make this up if i try.  I am so renting this scenario out to romance novelists!

Last but not least, my epic southern journey took me back through so-car for so lounging around, ball throwing, and sitting in the sun, as well as back to ATL for some flip burger.  If you are going to look at any link today (and you will, you blog whores)  check out flip burger.  un-flipping-believable!  ha!  best meal everrrrr!


And here i am, back in chicago.  Its nice to be home, but home doesnt seem quite as bright when its up against the so-car stars at night.  I can assure you, i will be visiting the south again.  I can almost taste the okra now!!

:)

****also, fun fact!  This lake was the same lake where dirty dancing was filmed.  one of my all time fav movies!  i sooo will dance like that some day.  if you haven't seen it, then what the hell is wrong with you???



The gingerfoxxx went down to georgia!


She was lookin for a soul to steal!

Thats right folks!  Gingerfoxxx has returned from her tour of the southern states, and i must say, the south is definately in need of a fine southern ginger belle like myself.  Gingerfoxxx fit in the south as fabulously as her little ginger foot in Louboutin heels!    I flew into Atlanta thursday night and was immediately swooped up to begin the party!  Stopped off at a bar for a small bite and some southern beer!  I had Yuengling, (its all the rage on the east coast yet to find its way into illinois, boo)  and oysters!  (yum!  eating is for fatties, but if you must, at least let it be fabulous!)  Then we went for some dancing at Tongue and Groove Atlanta.  Nerdy white dj?  kanye beats?  um, count me in!  LOVES IT.  The friendly little hipsters were sparse, but even Atlanta had a few!  Of course all could things must come to an end and clubs must close, so we moved on to the champagne room!  and by champagne room, i mean TJ's apartment!  FABS!  and by champagne, i mean firefly sweet tea vodka!  *when in rome!*  First night in the south?  A+.


FRIDAY.
Must do touristy things!!  Ate at the Varsity - super fab burger place, although note to self, the south is definately a fat-maker.  poor gingerfoxxx wont be able to eat for a week after all the yummy southern food!
  I
 also went to the coke museum, where there was 
awesome coca-cola kitch, and like a
 million cokes to taste!  imagine mixing them all in cocktails!  Side note:  Everyone down there has a southern accent....so unbelievably hot.  No wonder old school stereotypical southern women were always fainting.  i get it now.  Also checked out the botanical gardens!  soooo pretty!  thank goodness i had an authentic southern
 host to take me to all these fab places!



































After the gardens, it was time for another state!  Hello South Carolina!  I know so little about you, but i know i love youuuuu!  Your sexy  accents, friendly people and awesome weather, why have we not met before??  Gingerfoxxx <3>


 
















 Also checked out some of the downtown greenville night life.  No pics unfortunately, was too busy drinking, and was just stunned by the view.  Is gingerfoxxx ever speechless?  looks like a first!  Thank god other people kept it together though, check this shiz!!


SERIOUSLY?  they just had to throw in waterfalls shining under the starlit sky.  How does one even process???????  Do people fall for this?  yes.  yes. they. do.







Needless to say greenville is able to charm the pants right gingerfoxxx!

This post is officially becoming a two part post....i'm not even to saturday yet!  dang! <-----my southern speak <3<3<3

summer ginger drinks!

  Goose Island spicy ginger beer, yum!

Chicago's own Goose Island makes some of the finest beer around, and now they have extended it to ginger beer, for the fairer folks!  It's kinda like ginger ale with a kick, because its spicy just like me!  Give it try if your in chicago land, you will be pleased!

Saturday, July 4, 2009

BeAt ThE hEaT!!!


summer summer time is here!  check out some super hot and super cool places to hit up in chicago this summer!!  Check out the new bucktown hotspot crocodile on milwaukee ave.  (right near the levi's store)  Its just your average trendy looking bar/lounge from the outside.  Then you order your beer.  and they ask you "would you like a free pizza with that?"  FUCK YEA i would like a free pizza with that!  and its pretty good too!  its like a personal size pizza made from scratch, yum!  and for those with a bigger appetite, they are more than happy to give you two pizzas if you are having a couple rounds.  party!  I guess the original crocodile is in new york, and apparently the free pizza thing is a huge hit there as well.  duh.  Word to the wise: go early, it get sooo crowded!  
And, if you need some cooling down after all that hot pizza, head over to salud, an old standby, especially if its a tuesday night, and pick up one of their $5 pitchers of sangria.  you wont regret it!  They don't joke here....its a huge thing of sangria, and its good too!  three of us enjoyed 2 pitchers while we were there relaxing on the patio, and we barely made it home alive!  They also had dj skinny angry and dj bobby lovelock there spinning some rockin beats....especially this remix of the inspector gadget song that i am dying to get my hands on!!   I will find you.  or i will just spend another drunken night at salud!  whatevs!
Definately two places to keep it hot or cool, whatever your preference is!

How to celebrate 4th of july chicago style!!


1.  Taste of chicago!!!  this has been going on long before gingerfoxxx graced this planet, so you can bet its a guarenteed good time, if you don't mind the crowds.  (and the crowds were something else, let me tell you!)  Millions of people visit taste every year hoping to sample some goodies.   Here are some of gingerfoxxx's new and old favs!
-irish corn at the abbey pub stand!  its  tradition!  my year isnt complete without one.  Its even served up by goodlooking guys with irish accents!  here's to you, abbey pub!

-rainbow cone from rainbow cone!  an old standby, yet a first for gingerfoxxx.  (not entirely 
true, i stole a bite of mayas last year.)  anyone who can cram 5 flavors into one cone is A-OK by me!! (stupid neopolitan, you only managed 3!!)    chocolate, strawberry, palmer, pistacio, and orange sherbet!  oh my!!  definately a party in your mouth!




-and the newby at taste, the popcornsicle!  a popcorn ball made of Garretts carmel corn and cheese corn, put on a stick and dipped into liquid nitrogen to flash freeze it.  It sounds crazy, (especially the thought of cheese corn and carmel corn together....so weird!)  but it was actually really good!  the frozen popcorn has a really neat texture....and it smokes non-stop in the chicago heat!  tots bonus points for looking cool!

2.  And after the total overload of food and people down at taste, go for a nice long run along the bloomingdale trail.  This is an abandoned freighter rail line that that stretches from central part to ashland (thats 3 miles each way!)  It's pretty serene up there, except for a few other joggers, but i have a feeling that you would not want to be up there at night.  i only covered 2/3 of the trail, but i definetely saw some squatters dens, as well as a wasteland of pbr cans and used needles.  Maybe not most scenic run, but you get a great view of the city.  And if you live on the west side, you are used to homeless people and needles anyway.  no biggie.  

3.  And finally, fireworks.  Granted the navy pier fireworks are quite the show, but unless you have someone in from out of town visiting, leave the chaos for the tourists.  (unless you decide to check them out from the top of the john hancock building which i am SOOOOO doing next year!  Head on down to the westside, where a simple stroll along any major street will provide you with an even better fireworks show put on by little puerto rican children with their roman candles and bottle rockets.  Double points if you drink an ice cold beer from a paper bag while you celebrate being an american in this manner.  Triple points if you see a gay prostitution deal go down in the middle of this.  (yep, welcome to the city.)


happy 4th bitches, your freeeeeeee!  free to be FABULOUS!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

so you want to dance?




gingerfoxxx and co recently went on a venture to sonotheque on chicago ave.  

check it out!
http://www.sonotheque.net/default.php

If your looking to hit up the club scene with out going overboard on pretention, definately check this place out.  Its a classy joint, but the dress code is looser then a lot of clubs.  Most people dressed pretty snazzy, but it was just as acceptable to see a bro in some khakis and a polo, or some hipster chick with boots and a vintage dress.  Totally a nice mix.  The best part was the nerdy dj crowd with their neon sunglasses and high-top 80's classic nikes in bright colors.  Abso-fab!  The dj rocked, and the party was hoppin all night.  Plus its conviently near plenty of 4am bars...if you wanna keep the party going!  Sonotheque is a thumbs up if your looking to impress someone or just dance all night long!

















Sorry for the posting drought!  Its hard to be fabulous AND write about it!  Gingerfoxxx is currently exploring the midwest for unexpected weekend party destinations.  Expect reviews on Champaign, IL  and Rockford, IL coming soooooon!

xoxo,
marie the gingerfoxxx!

inside sonotheque!

woes of a scenester...




Its so hard constantly looking fabulous, keeping up with the hottest bars and clubs, and of course, seeing and being seen!  If only there was some kind of social networking site to help the fabulous organize their ever so fabulous lives.

oh wait!  I went to this website on a whim.  (there is a little poster for it in the loop on the brownline that i pass everyday)  beckoning me to go to www.poorlittlerichgirl.com.  and what can i say, i am a true humanitarian.  I had to do it.  for all of you, of course.  Its actually a pretty sweet sight!  get the 24-7 on hot deals for chicago fashionistas, bar and club openings, the best places to get your nails done, get your hair did, shake your booty, or just be seen by chicago's most fabulous.  

its definately worth checking out if your in chicagoland!

Monday, June 8, 2009

gingerfoxxx in the big city!


well, as can be assumed, i am finally homeeee!  there were a few detours (as if i would miss coolio!)  But the summer has started off swinging!  My first weekend back was one of rest and relaxation, seeing as how i was recovering from some mysterious illness and packed full of antiobiotics.



Just kidding!  I was full 
of antibiotics, but it was a weekend of drinking and revelry!  The first night was an adventure in dive bars with my main accompolice ray-ray, katie chris and alex.  we went to a bar that i couldn't even remember the name of if i tried (it was that wonderfully divey)  for some pool and some pbr's!  As glamorous as i may be, there is always that little ginger tomboy part of me that will love pbr, baseball, and other such things.  The pbr's were excellently served by a very friendly bartender, and it was amazing to drin
k pbr without criticism (sweet home, chicago
!)  They also helped my pool game!  for a while....
We ended up moving on to club foot.  Mostly because it was a dive bar i haven't visited before.  It was a blast!  The night ended after we closed down the bar, and hiccupped our way back to ray-ray's for some SLEEP!

Awaking with quite the PBR headache, a prompt hangover brunch was in ord
er.  We went to Dunlays!  one of my old favorites.  No pretention, just brunch.  They also have a wicked bloody mary shoul
d you ever drop in!


The rest of the day was spent lounging, walking through humboldt park, and practicing our softball moves.  That night we headed out to the Do Division fesival to meet up with my very dear old friend Chris.  (i hadn't seen him since LAST summer!)  We caught the flosstradamus (sp?)  show and the kid sister show.  They were great, and mu
ch dancing ensued, but the streets were starting to overflow with garbage and bro pick up lines.





Check out one of my favorite hangover brunch hot spots!

http://www.dunlaysonthesquare.com/


And check out some smokin hot tunes by some of chicagos finest (besides me!!)

kid sister. "don't step to me, get fresh with me!"


and flosstradamus


flosstradamus is so the new girl talk. bitches.

Sunday, June 7, 2009


This is my jam of the week. cannot stop listening! i hear you, and i 
must dance. Kid Cudi, i don't know where you came from, but i think i love you.

Finally uploaded some pictures of my adventures. So expect some posts in 
the morning. For now though, my poor ginger soul is weary from spinning class, downtown adventures, and as always, partying.

**Also, Kanye shall be returning to the motherland next week, so i think a clubbing excursion is in order 
to try and share some drinks with him. If you were Kanye, where would YOU go to party in the windy city?

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

coolio, cough syrup, and cowboy boots.


and the summer begins!

gingerfoxxx is on the loose, and her first stop was a little hillbilly festival called "wing ding."  yes, northern illinois' premiere wing festival, and we were there rockin it.

Unfortunately, i have been battling some wicked illness (swine flu swine flu swine flu)  so i was hopped up on a bunch of dayquil for the event.  surprisingly, dayquil and cheap beer go better together than anyone would have imagined.  
It made for a splendid day.  

And of course, Coolio was there.  yes.  THE COOLIO.  and he sang gangsta's paradise!  i tots love the song! he was the host of the wing ding, which is ironic, seeing as how wing ding is filled with overweight white trash cramm
ed into daisy dukes and confederate flag cut-offs.   I dont know that they appreciated coolio as much as they should of.  

also, coolio should fire his booking agent.  

It was definately an awesome day filled with lots of sun (wearing sunblock of course....hey!  i am ginger after all!),  beers, and of course wings!  although i definately did my adorably pedicured feet no justice by wading through dirt all day.

grossssss!!!













To redeem these beautiful feet however, check out these smoking hot red cowboy boots.
beware honky tonks.  your about to be rocked.  are these not totally straight out of footloose?  the ones the preachers daughter wore??


absolutely fabulous.


i love summer.

Thursday, April 30, 2009

return of the foxxx


thats right, in one more week, my life as an infamous college celebrity will be put on hold for the summer, and i will be back in my home sweet home chicago!!
And we all know what that means - non stop ginger gossip!!
bye bye frat boys and beer pong and hello dance clubs and sparkly lights! Its already shaping up to be an eventful ginger summer, which will be starting off with a party of my choice.........ZOMBIE DISCO!!!!!!
Be ready because this blog is about to be off the hook again!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

I think i found my summer job!! (those who can't, do!)

I first thought maybe this could be my professional calling when i saw that show tough love and i thought, i can tell these bitches why no one loves them. but this just proves it!


(CNN) -- Everybody's got a hungry heart, but when bad times hit, it can become positively starving.

Matchmakers rely on questionnaires, interviews and instinct to decide which clients to bring together.

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As layoffs mount, portfolios shrink and headlines become gloomier, many singles may be finding the harsh reality of having no one to lean on during the economic crisis unbearable.
Some are intensifying their search for love, triggering a boom for matchmakers who are putting a modern spin on the ancient practice of bringing people together.
"People shift their focus in times of economic uncertainty to the things that are sustainable and the things that get them through, and I think that always comes down to relationships," said Ann Robbins, founder and CEO of
LifeWorks Matchmaking in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
"People have an absolute need to love and to be loved. That's really, at the end of the day, that's what you have."
Robbins said her number of clients doubled in the first quarter of 2009, compared with the previous quarter. She attributed the rise in part to people re-evaluating their lives during periods of stress and trouble.
Watch Robbins give advice about love »
Lyle, a 38-year-old financial consultant who lives in New York, became a client about five months ago. (He asked that his last name not be used in this report for privacy reasons.) He reached out to a matchmaker because his busy schedule makes it hard to meet people and online dating didn't feel right for him, he said.
"It always helps to have someone to lean on in life, and it's great to have someone to share great times with, but when times are tough as they are right now, it certainly helps all the more," he said.
See what matchmakers say are the worst mistakes men and women make while dating »
'Something to look forward to'
Online matchmaking site eHarmony.com is also seeing increased interest. From September 2008 to January 2009, monthly registrations rose an average of 20 percent, compared with the same time period the prior year, according to eHarmony CEO Greg Waldorf.
Hiring a matchmakerHere are some questions to ask if you are thinking of going to a matchmaker: • What are your qualifications and background? • How are clients screened and interviewed? • Do you meet everyone in person, including potential matches? • How do clients get matched up? • Do clients get to see an in-depth profile or bio along with a photo? • How many clients do you have in your database? • Is there a minimum or maximum number of matches that I can receive? • How does communication between the client and matchmaker take place, i.e. phone, e-mail? • How does your company define success?Source: Matchmaking Institute
Matchmakers aren't surprised they are staying busy during the recession.
"I think that as people go through more difficult times, being alone becomes more difficult," said
Patti Novak, owner of Buffalo Niagara Introductions in Buffalo, New York.
"[Even] if they can only afford popcorn and a six-pack on a Saturday night, they'd rather do it with somebody than alone," she added.
Novak, who is the author of "Get Over Yourself!" and starred in the A&E reality series "Confessions of a Matchmaker," has seen a 30 percent increase in clients in the last eight months, she said.
Recent sign-ups include Melissa, a 39-year-old Buffalo, New York, resident who joined the matchmaking service in December. (Melissa asked that her last name not be used in this report for privacy reasons.)
She has since been matched with about seven "really nice people," leading to a number of dates and making it easier to cope with the possibility that her job could be in jeopardy because of the bad
economy, Melissa said.
"It actually brings a brighter part to my day to know that I've made an investment for myself that has had great returns already. So it's a very positive feeling and something to look forward to after a very stressful workday," she said.
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Comfort of love
Mental health experts say turbulent periods can heighten people's need for
love and companionship.
"In tough times, you activate your coping mechanisms, and one way to cope is to connect more with people and to get more social support," said Nadine Kaslow, a professor at Emory University School of Medicine and chief psychologist at Grady Health System in Atlanta, Georgia.
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Some people looking for emotional support may also be considering the financial benefits of pairing up. One mortgage is easier than two, and a couple can stay afloat even if only one person is working. But Kaslow cautioned singles against rushing into things.
"When people are really stressed, sometimes their judgment isn't as good as it should be," she said. "Sometimes they think something is better than nothing but they don't really think about the pros and cons of the something."
Matchmakers say one of the benefits of their services is that clients are screened so there are no surprises when introductions take place.
"You know already if they've been married -- once, never or 15 times. You know whether they have kids, are smokers, what their religious background is," said Beatrice Gruss, founder of
Traditional Matchmakers in Atlanta, Georgia.
About 1,500 independent matchmakers operate in the United States, according to the
Matchmaking Institute, which offers training and certification. Most rely on questionnaires, interviews and instinct to get a sense of a client's perfect match. Fees can vary from a few hundred to several thousand dollars, and clients can typically expect a couple of matches a month.
For singles yearning to find love, matchmakers can be of value, but there's no one right way to look for a relationship, experts advised.
"You need to look at who is available in your social world already," Kaslow said.
"I think it's always useful to ask friends and other people to help set you up. But there's a value to these online dating services and there is a value to matchmaking, and I think if you really want a relationship, you try one or more of these options and see what works for you."

Thursday, April 9, 2009

ok, time to address the lilo situation.


What is going on? this ginger has snapped. (ha! a pun!) But seriously, i am starting to feel bad for her. When you are gingerfabulous, there is a lot of responsibility, and this girl obviously could not take it. Being a brat a spoiled brat is going to chase a way the men, but it is gonna chase away the women too! Not even being ginger can save you from that. She needs to stop her bitching, crying and scene making and shape up. If i was samro, i would break up with her diva ass too. The latest is stating that the ronsons now have a restraining order against her after she tried to force her way into a party. You have got to admit thats a little sad....

Is there really no one else for you to party with? I mean, i get it, i dont think i would want to party with her either. that would be like a ginger diva massacre, gingerfoxxx vs. lohan. There is also a story that she tried to bust her way into a random hotel party that same night, only to be locked out of the room. seriously? thats some dramz right there. I would be crawling into a hole if some one booted me from their hotel party. People love having gingerfoxxx at their hotel parties (*see previous post) Anyway, that girl is in desperate need of a vay-cay far away from the tabloids because she is digging herself one hell of a grave right now.

On the upside, she finally returned to being full ginger, and got new extensions so that she doesnt look like such a crackhead anymore. Although i must point out, my stunning head of hair is all natural. BITCHES!

At least in the light of tragedy she is looking good.  After all, the only thing that really matters in life is looking fabulous.

gingerfoxxx does minneapolis



No, no, its not porn sequel.  But actually, it was surprisingly close.  The intent of going to Minneapolis was not for sexy parties at all actually (you go to miami for that!)  It was for design, yea!  gingerfoxxx even got to present a panel on discussion on meaning!   such boringness though, most importantly i go to show off my ginger-fabulousness and network!  (my middle name isn't party for nothing!)  There was an awesome opening party at Worrell design.  The space was awesome, giant loft like, with exposed ceilings and what not.  you could almost envision people dancing on the balcony parts.  It would have been a perfect club.  Also, they had kegs of PBR ANDDDDD  red party cups.  this ginger was in heaven.  But most importantly, in her element!  Our group ended up meeting up with some design boys from kansas, and let me tell you, people know how to party in Kansas.  We ended up at a pub right across the street from where Brittany Spears was playing that night.  (love it!)  rumor has it she was even in our hotel!  We ended up ditching the pub for a more hipster friendly atmosphere.  Our hipster cries for cheap beers rang though the streets of minneapolis, but went unanswered.  So instead we ended up at a bro bar near the hotel.  But alas, gingerfoxxx can party anywhere.  it was a good night.

Surprisingly, the next day i was up bright and early looking charming and refreshed.  (even a few hours of sleep and a hangover trump not sleeping for three days and 10 hours on a bus.......next time i fly first class bitches.) Day two involved being studious and focused.  Until happy hour.  The lady there made me dirty martinis!  Everyone knows that is gingerfoxxx's favorite drink!  She likes her boys and martini's the same - d-d-dirty, dirty.   After the dinner and awards and what not, there was some meandering in the hotel, and we ended up trying to find a bar some old friends of mine were at.  Sadly, we got lost, it started to freezing rain (i was in red heels dammit!)  and my phone died so i couldnt even find them.  We ended up back in the bro bar.  It was definately a good time.  Did i mention this bar had a make out room?  why don't ALL bars have that???  I didn't get a chance to use it, as i was too busy entertaining and drinking.  Next time for sure though.  After the bar closed (lame.  i miss chicago 5am bars)  (and tamale guy)  we went back to the hotel to party.  The details of what went down are a little hazy, but i distinctly recall being in a room with 5 naked boys.  I cant even imagine a believable scenario that could lead to that, but i assure, it happened.  Luckily, gingerfoxxx is pro boys and pro nudity, because other bitches couldn't handle that shit.  Needless to say, i decided to sleep there!  (i would post pics, but this is a family friendly blog)  (what the fuck am i talking about?  this is so not a family friendly blog, but not everyone neccessarily wants to see 5 boys doing the full monty, so you will just have to trust me)

****also, on the way back, we stopped at a mcdonalds that had the moonman statue.  remember that guy?  it was from, like, the mid-80's or something!!

Needless to say these things were learned this weekend - gingerfoxxx is by far the most fabulous ginger designer in the midwest.  Also, her middle name really is party.  Lastly, too many dicks on the dance floor, or surrounding her in general, not so much a problem.

bitches.


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

ha.

April Fools, bitches!  Like i would ever be anything less than fabulous.  Its common knowledge that gingers are BY FAR the hottest people in the world.

As always, 

Marie the GINGERfoxxx!

PS - at least i didnt fuck with the nascar crowd!


Sure, April Fools' Day comes but once a year, and some silly stories have been making the rounds. (Stairmasters in the NYC subway? Brad and Angelina married? Really? No.) But one thing is now clear: Keep the jokes away from NASCAR.

All Car and Driver magazine tried to do was drive a little levity into the auto industry bailout with a prank. The serious publication ran a joke story that announced that Obama had ordered Chevrolet and Dodge out of NASCAR if they wanted to keep their federal funds. For a brief web-fueled moment, NASCAR fans had to imagine a future of cheering on Japanese cars. Or worse, French ones. The horror.

Immediately, the Internet went crazy, with searches on "obama nascar" accelerating in Search and zooming across Twitter. Although the story was clearly marked a hoax, Car and Driver eventually pulled the fake story and apologized for going "too far."

Not to worry, NASCAR fans: Nobody's pulling out of NASCAR. Yet. As Automobile magazine's blog noted nervously, "Let's just hope that the auto task force doesn't read this and get any ideas."

The end of an era???


Well folks, like other great gingers before me, i have gone on a very daring adventure....into brunette territory!!  Thats right!  Just like la lohan i am trying my hand at whole new hair color!  I might need to change my name now too!  

perhaps cocofoxxx??