Thursday, April 9, 2009

ok, time to address the lilo situation.


What is going on? this ginger has snapped. (ha! a pun!) But seriously, i am starting to feel bad for her. When you are gingerfabulous, there is a lot of responsibility, and this girl obviously could not take it. Being a brat a spoiled brat is going to chase a way the men, but it is gonna chase away the women too! Not even being ginger can save you from that. She needs to stop her bitching, crying and scene making and shape up. If i was samro, i would break up with her diva ass too. The latest is stating that the ronsons now have a restraining order against her after she tried to force her way into a party. You have got to admit thats a little sad....

Is there really no one else for you to party with? I mean, i get it, i dont think i would want to party with her either. that would be like a ginger diva massacre, gingerfoxxx vs. lohan. There is also a story that she tried to bust her way into a random hotel party that same night, only to be locked out of the room. seriously? thats some dramz right there. I would be crawling into a hole if some one booted me from their hotel party. People love having gingerfoxxx at their hotel parties (*see previous post) Anyway, that girl is in desperate need of a vay-cay far away from the tabloids because she is digging herself one hell of a grave right now.

On the upside, she finally returned to being full ginger, and got new extensions so that she doesnt look like such a crackhead anymore. Although i must point out, my stunning head of hair is all natural. BITCHES!

At least in the light of tragedy she is looking good.  After all, the only thing that really matters in life is looking fabulous.

1 comment:

McGruff the Crime Dog said...

Ms. Lohan has apparently declared war on pants. Needless to say, your adoring fans wait anxiously for Gingerfoxxx's interpretation of this phenomena.

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