DO's:
1. The solo red
party cup. and i am talking not just at parties, and not just to contain cheap beer. These classy bitches deserve to be carting around champagne. and they deserve to be doing it all about town. Red solo cups are meant to be shown off like DIAMONDS. Its like lady gaga's tea cup. only for gingers....
2. 1960's fashion. It's so hot right now, its on fire. Have you seen madmen? Joan is the ginger version of marilyn monroe. only MORE FABULOUS! If you aren't graced enough to alread have a closet full of costume jewelry, chunky heeled pumps, high wasted knee length skirts and elbow length gloves, check out modcloth to help prepare your wardrobe for fabulousness. Heck, they even have a dress named after joan. tres fab!
3. PDA! lets face it, being fab is no longer a task that can be accommodated by regular cell phone. And by now, there are just as many accessories for the phone as their are for us! 24k gold? sure! diamond en
crusted? no prob! and most come equipped with GPS for those tragic moments when you have been overserved and lost track of your location, or when you trying to navigate yourself towards cute boys! wait....is there an app for that?
4. wit! the tides have finally turned for those oh so charming, witty, fashionable, yet ever so non-blonde gingettes! Apparently, it just not as attractive as in the past to be a half wit sorority girl. It is sexy to know the difference between football and futbol! and downing whiskey shots can be so much more of a turn on then any drink that is pink, blended, or otherwise just retarded. and satirical political insights, literary references, and being able to sit though a quentin tarantino flick have definetaly started to earn bonus points! Not to mention that freckles are way more adorable than orange skin. Hooray for the year of the gingette! lets enjoy it while it lasts!
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