some of you "traditionalists" might choose spend your monday nights relaxing, cooking, preparing for work.gingerfoxxx on the other hand, prefers to spend her monday nights doing irishcar bombs, rocking out and looking fabulous.
after spending the night binge drinking with other gingers, rocking out, and making some fabulous playlists, i stumbled upon two realization. make that three.
1. booze is the new dinner. food is for lame people who want to be fat and boring. hot people drink their dinners instead.
2. love is so out of style right now. how 2007. for 2008, casual sex is the new love. "love" looks really good in theory, much like high-waisted skinny pants, but on 95% of us, it shows all the flaws and just does not look good.
i for one insist on always looking fabulous, so for the time being, i intend to avoid love and high-waisted skinny pants like amy winehouse avoids sobriety. maybe some day these things will look good on people, but for the time being, lets just stick to casual sex.
in case you doubt my authority on this matter, check out NPR's view!
http://www.npr.org/templates/
3. why am i so awesome? sometimes it just hurts. its just not right that someone should look so hot holding a guitar.
while love might be out this year, there is one thing that will always be in style, and that is my new red high-top chuck taylors.
gingers love converse.
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