now, dont get me wrong, i am a huge fan of his work, and to this day, the movie the birds gives me nightmares, but take a look at this evidence. I recently left my normal 3 mile spread to visit an outdoor showing of the birds with my friend ray ray. seeing a ginger on the southside is about as common as seeing an urban outfitters in iowa, so the gingerfoxxx was alreading feeling like the starlette she is. but i digress. as i'm watching the movie, i discover that everytime the birds swoop in to attack someone, whom do their grimy little beaks befall? a ginger. really alfred? REALLY?
and just look at the original poster!
This got me to thinking, so i wiki'ed this shit. turns out, hitchcock is from London originally, the most ginger hating town in the world! its all coming together now! now the problem with proving this anti-ginger filmography is that most of his films are in black and white. so i started googling some of his leading ladies. low and behold, Janet Leigh, that chick from psycho who got shredded in the shower scene was ginger! AND WE NEVER KNEW!! well just to set the record straight, i am sharing with you this never before seen color screen shot
.well, there you have it, case closed. alfred hitchcock is the ginger hater of the week
* eta, as some of you may have heard, i was attacked by a pigeon today! gingerfoxxx was strutting down fullerton, doing nothing but looking hot, and it swooped right at me and made me scream out loud. i feel hitchcock opened pandora's box on this ginger vs. bird situation.
gingers, prepare yourselves for war, this could get ugly. pigeons are just as bad as terrorism,
narcotics trafficking, and crocs. combined!
1 comment:
Maybe he's not a ginger hater. I mean everyone's watching the ones getting attacked. Maybe he's trying to turn gingers into stars!
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