Seriously, who fuck is stupid enough to marry drew peterson? i mean, SERIOUSLY? you really think that the 5th times a charm? *he won't murder me in cold blood and ship my body down state in a plastic cargo bin, i can change him!* dream on, sister.
and have we seen drew peterson?
This man must have some mad skills we dont know about because his face is BUSTED. This is what gingerfoxxx's nightmares are made
of. I know us american bitches are desperate to settle down and get married, but this is just wrong.
Some better canidates for marriage before Drew Peterson:
1. Manual Uribe, the worlds fattest man.
He may have needed a loading ramp modified to consumate his marriage last
month, but at least he won't murder you in cold blood. (although i highly suggest separate beds. just to be safe)
2. A male blow up doll.
Might not be the most romantic husband a girl could dream of, but it definatly can't murder you, and at least they are manufactured to be in the best physical shape. (although this one is lacking any kind of sexual parts, so i wonder how that is supposed to work?) And, he'll listen to you, so there's a plus!3. Charlie Manson
ok, if your desperate enough that your going to marry a serial killer, you might as well marry a good looking one~ and lets face it, back in his prime, charles manson was pretty easy on the eyes! And its not like heee really killed anyone....he just made other people do it for him. He could have been very successful in politics!
***and, he was a musician, and thats sexy!
Oh, christina raines, you give love a bad name!
***Also, its looking like lusting after serial killers could be one of the upcoming trends for 2009! stay tuned!
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