a pig with lipstick?

are the canidates still talking? shouldn't they have moved on to wrestling in tubs of jello or seeing who could take the most shots of hot sauce before puking?

wait wait wait, thats not politics, thats tila tequila!
Although to be honest, this years election is becoming a little tila tequila-ish with the constant bitching and catfights. Five bucks says Palin claws someones eyes out by November.
To be honest, the rate things are going, we would be better off nominating tila for prez. i mean think about it, she is bisexual, not even a fake one, a REAL bisexual. she loves men and women! that means everyone! tila tequila loves AMERICA!! and even better, if she runs along side pornstar Sunrise Adams, their campaign could be "Tequila-Sunrise in '08!" and then they could have that eagles song playing at all their rallys,

and instead of speeches, she could just cry and makeout with people to express her opinions on the war in iraq, the economy crisis, and the federal deficit. ok, who are we kidding, she would mistake "iraq" for "my rack" and from no where a stripper pole would rise up from the podium and whip creams clouds would fall from the sky.

this election is better than anything on reality tv! mtv should be signing this shit!

remember kids, when you go to vote: "Tequila-Sunrise in '08: the next four years will be one big naked frat party!"
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

*of course my first choice would be to nominate lindsay lohan, but if she wants that baby, she needs to figure out how the hell samantha ronson is ever going to get her pregnant....mind-boggling.


I can see McCain now.....barefoot in his boxers stumbling down the street carrying a half full bottle of jack, crying out "TILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"