ATTN: hipsters.

handlebar mustache?

SERIOUSLY?

Its like you guys aren't even trying anymore!  And girls are supposed to be attracted by this?  Case in point.  While at the bottom lounge  saturday night the bar was over run by guys in tight plaid shirts drinking PBR's and sporting HANDLEBAR MUSTACHES!  When did this happen, and why am i the only one trying to stop it?

Just because John Travolta does it does NOT make it ok!

This is almost (ALMOST) as bad as the freaking super tight, super low v-neck shirts that were all the rage this past summer.  Cute on girls, not so much on guys.....

yikes.  thats where cleavage is supposed to go, not chest hair.

As far as dating goes, hipsters are out, cowboys are now in.

yee-haw.

bitches.