where is gingerfoxxx???

in suburbia!! i am spending the weekend in the chicago suburbs celebrating my friends wedding. downside? no posts for a few days. upside? amazing pictures and stories to come. and a bonus: the wedding has a photobooth.

expect shenanigans.

i'll be back in a couple days with plenty of ginger awesomness, and i promise to make up for my lack of posting this past week. I am sorry to have let you down gingerfoxxx fans! and by fans, i mean rachel, hehe.

xoxo

celebrate my inner ginger-bitch!

its no secret that "gingerfoxxx" and "domesticity" are two words rarely seen together. most of my friends are purchasing tupperware sets and glass baking dishes in an attempt to reach that idealistic status of modern adult women. i still drink wine out of coffee mugs. while most women are on a mission to find the perfect plastic container for their favorite casserole, i would rather start a bar fight and cut a bitch. whats a ginger girl like me to do in the world of betty crocker and tupperware parties????


answer: taser parties.

I assure this is real, and quite possibly the most wonderful thing i have heard in a long time. who cares about storing a bundt cake when you can stun someone with a pink lepeord print rhinestone encrusted taser? Just when i lose faith in mankind, there is always something that comes along and reminds me how wonderful it is to live the fabulous consumer life in America! hands off my prada bag, slut! ZzZzZzZpPpPpP!!!!

thanks adbusters!

Gingerfoxxx <3's TaserGirl International!

love it!

now, i am fierce, but this bitch is a ginger TIGER! look at how confidently she strolls out of the mens room. she has nothing to hide. except maybe a penis?

i kid, i kid. although she does have a very strong, masculine jawline.....

In all fairness though, i once had to pee in the boys room. in a gas station! in my defense however, i was piss ass drunk having come from a party at UW en route back to Chicago (thats like a 3 hour drive....6 if your drunk and have to pee!) but i couldnt get the door open to the ladies room, (turns out my drunk feeble arms just couldn't cordinate enough) And after i cam out the loser teenager working the counter yelled at me! the nerve.....he threatened to call the cops so me and my cohort shooter had to make a break for it, and in the process set off the car alarm to our DD's car. ah, to be young again.....

more pics here

This is not a way to fight the system, peeps.....

douchery!

someone accidentally (so the government would have you think!) drove their car into the wicker park/bucktown library. i know some people hate reading but geez!

I would also like to point out that i was there like a week ago blogging about sparkles my favorite whale *tear* so it could be assumed that this was a hit on my life. Is this library monster a ginger-hater? perhaps the ginger-hater of the week? i think yes.

P.S. chicago folk- get me some pics of this shiz!!! i gotta see it

xoxo

marc jacobs loves ginger sluts!

marc jacobs has chosen a new face, and its those sluts from t.A.T.u. (or however you type out their randomly chosen letter accentuation.)

while i dont support faux lesbianism as a means to see records, (only as a means to stay in the paparazzi lime light foreverrrrr. <3<3<3>

GINGERFOXXX <3's>

happy birthday, ginger-mamma!

it's ginger-mamma's birthday today!!

age is irrelevant, she is young and fabulous, and she gave birth to gingerfoxxx which is always a plus!

sit back, enjoy a cocktail, and prepare for another fabulous year!!

happy birthday!!

RIP, sparkles.....

you may remember a couple days ago i posted about the confused baby whale that thought a boat was his mom.


well, im sorry to say that he was put down today. i guess they thought that the yacht would not be able to provide the whale with the adequate nutrition neccessary to survive. CNN reports that australians nick-named the little whale colin. I however, have nicknamed him sparkles, which is a much cooler name for a whale. i also like to think that i am a much better source of news than CNN. baby sparkles, you were awesome and fearless, and totally devoted to that yacht. you will be very missed.

i hope that you are at peace right now at the bottom of the ocean sleeping beside a sunken boat that will be able to watch over you for eternity.

in actuality, you are probably being made into blubber candles or being fried up to be made into some kind of whale sandwich, or whatever the hell else you would do with a whale. stupid australia. you killed my sparkles.

the full story here