Saturday, August 9, 2008
very bad ginger
in case your concerned about my sudden outburst, let me explain. very few things bring me to a state of rage. however at the top of that list, right after parents putting their kids in crocs, is KATY PERRY. that stupid "i kissed a girl" song actually makes my ears BLEED. rather than ignoring it like it were a homeless person, this bitch decides to make a video of herself doing a horrible parody of the song. This is war! you are either on team katy perry, or team gingerfoxxx! and pheobe price, you are on the wrong team!
oh, and im hotter than you!

oh! and im also a better singer!
bitch.
click if your a masochist
NOOOOO!!!!

i know this blog is all about ginger fun, but lets take one minute to be serious.
Bernie Mac died this morning! Chicago lost two great things this weekend, but only one can come back!
(if you didnt know, bernie mac had been in a chicago hospital suffering from pneumonia. they thought he was on the mend but apparently took a turn for the worse. He was only 50 years old!)
You lived a good life Bernie, Chicago and the world will miss you, and gingerfoxxx will miss you too!!
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
xoxo chicago

yes the rumors are true. gingerfoxxx has to leave the city for a little while. not to worry however, she will be back frequently, and her amazing ginger chronicles shouldnt suffer. they might suffer a little over the next two days because i will be in transit, and i have a wicked cold from toooo much fun, so i need a little time to rest.
fear not, i will be back with a vengeance
a balls to the wall ginger extravaganza.
for the time being i leave you with this! (even though i am leaving by car and not plane)
xoxo my beautiful city
i am ironmannnnn
i know a few of you were concerned that i would end this summer with out seeing ironman. rest assured, i finally saw it tonight! and it was fabulous. of course we have pepper pots sexing up the big screen with her ginger abilities, but even more importantly, robert downey jr!!! eeeeee! they had gwyneth paltrow playing pepper pots, which i have to question (i was free, why didnt you call?) but even i have to admit she's not half bad as a ginger.
one issue that does need to be discussed - the color scheme of the iron man suit. i feel the colors were outdated, and rather garish when combined. the gold and red was just so tacky, like something found at you grandmothers (if your grandmother was iron man)
i liked the silver prototype better, and if i were iron man, i would choose to wear that one and look all the more stylish.
gingers rock platinum, ya heard?
Bad Ginger!

"TYLER, Texas (AP) -- An East Texas man took part in "pure evil" by helping to run swinger parties that forced children as young as 5 to have sex, prosecutors told jurors as the Mineola Swinger's Club trial began.
"They were forced to do indescribable acts," Smith County prosecutor Joe Murphy said. "These acts were their life."
Patrick "Booger Red" Kelly, an alleged member of the club, is charged with engaging in organized criminal activity and aggravated sexual assault of a child. He pleaded not guilty.
Kelly's defense team postponed its opening statements Tuesday, when the trial finally began after several delays. Molestation charges filed in June against a foster parent given custody of the victims stalled the trial for more than a month, and began an almost constant filing of court motions.
If convicted, Kelly potentially faces life in prison. That was the sentence two others linked to the club received earlier this year."
full story here!swingers are cool.
child swingers, not so cool. you have brought shame to the entire ginger population!
thats jank.