So a rather disturbing incident occurred on monday. (I know, its friday, but it was really disturbing!) Myself, ray ray and shooter were on a mission to get some supplies for a little monday afternoon champagne brunch. (thats just how i roll) We had spent the night at Phyllis' musical inn on Division. Its super divey, but loveable. The patio is covered in lawn gnomes, and they have a ping pong table (which i am amazing at by the way) the bartender even came out for a while to watch the sara-shooter ping pong championship. We closed the bar out, and somehow ended up in a Ukranian village 24-hour laundromat drinking beers at 3am.
but i digress, we were walking in search of brunch. As we were walking, we noticed a body lying across some porch stairs. They were wearing a hood and all you could see was their mouth which was slightly open. They looked pretty dead. We decided to finish our errand and check on the way back to see if the person had moved. we were gone for an hour, and when we got back, the body hadnt moved at all. I dont know which is more disturbing, the fact that we were staring at a most likely dead body, or the fact that no one had done anything in over an hour. (this was a fairly busy street, in a relatively nice area!) The person was dressed rather shabbily, but it could have easily been a poor fashion sense, because the clothes were just plain, not ratty. We tried startling the body awake, but there was no response. It also smelled. like really really smelled. We wound up calling the police to come take care of the situation, seeing as how we are were totally unequipped to deal with a dead body.
All in all, it was slightly sombering. I suppose there are worse ways to die though, like being eaten by a zombie shark.........
The first thing i would like to discuss is the amazing amount of zombie movies out there! Us girls decided to spend our day watching zombie movies in honor of halloween soon being upon us. We went to the local video store and just on a whim asked the awesome video guy to recommend some zombie vids for us. He looks at us and responds, "Let me take you to the zombie movie section." awesome. He runs us through 10-15 movies giving us brief synapsis. And then he comes to Lucio Filci's "Zombie." (apparently, for those of you who are future zombie enthusiasts, Italian zombie films are superior to all others) He leans in and tells it is italian and superior. we shrug. He mentions there is a fight scene between a zombie and a shark. SOLD!! We end up renting that one, and this french zombie film called "they came back." Its not meant to be scary at all, it's more about the the economic struggles of trying to reintegrate the zombies into society after their jobs have already been filled. It was slightly pretentious, but humorous when consumed with ice cold beer. Any way, who cares, here is a zombie fighting a shark
Also, in case you would like to read about "They came Back" although if anything its more of a romantic tale of the love that humans and zombies can share, while exploring the difficulty of adjusting to being alive after being dead..... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/They_Came_Back seriously?
Lets get back to zombie vs. shark.......
Who do you think won this battle? the zombie gets a good chunk of the sharks neck, but the shark also takes off the zombie's arm. But the zombie can't feel any pain, nor does he care about his arm. And, how much pain do sharks feel? And most importantly, is the shark going to become a zombie shark? these are questions i need answers to! Why don't we use our new found prosperity (read=bailout) To study the interactions between zombies and sharks? why the hostility?
Or, as i like to hypothesize, the the shark and zombie are a metaphor for life, zombie, eating shark, eating zombie.....the ying and the yang......its all about equality and harmony when it comes down to it. Italian zombie films are freaking awesome. Also, check out this blog Rachel sent by a fellow shark zombie enthusiast. I think i found a soul mate!
The rocklicious faux ginger will be so fabs in this, with her fiesty attitude!! She is going to teach the Skanky McSkankersons from Brett Micheal's "Rock of love" show how to be lady-like and fabulous (like gingerfoxxx!)
Well this not so handsome ginger has been having quite a rough time lately! Redmond O'Neal (Farrah Faucett's son) Is in a shitload'o'trouble for falling back into the drugs. He has been ordered to enter a two week drug-rehabilitation program. Thats right, i said two weeks. Good luck with that dude, seriously......
And tame that ginger fro while your at it, you look like a drug addict!
I have been missing in action, but thats because i was expecting a new edition to the gingerfoxxx legacy. Well kids, he's finally here!! 15.25" and 5.4 lbs. Thats right, he's a mac book pro!!! i will have to tell you all about him tomorrow, because the two of us have had a long day and are ready for some beauty sleep, but rest assured there will be pictures coming soon!!!!
Finally! someone who understands ginger couture! ginger is kind of like the hand of midas, in that anything that ginger touches turns to solid gold! In fact, being ginger makes you so fashionable that you dont even need clothes, people will be so taken aback by your ginger hair and ghost white skin that they wont even notice you are naked!
Ok, in all seriousness, this is the new line by sonia rykiel that just debuted in paris. and it sort of scares me in a way that i cant stop looking at it. Much like sarah palin. No respectable ginger would ever where these clothes, but it is a nice call out to the sexiest bitches on earth, the gingers.
None other geri hallwell, the ginger revolutionary, GINGER SPICE HERSELF-has gone and died her hair brown?????? i just don't even know what to say. I feel like someone just told me santa claus wasn't real.....what's that?........GOD DAMMIT! what a horrible way to start the day....
