iPOS.

actually a better idea than the ipad. which is like the big dumb ogre-like twin to the iphone. why don't you lose a few pounds you fatty. send my love to the short bus.

i'm back, bitches!

well well well, after 90 days the foxxx is clean and sober! (i actually was not in rehab at all, but it sounds way cooler than "i have just been super busy") ANYWAYS. so much has happened! ok, not terribly much has happened, i'm still fabulous, the sun still rises, we're doing ok. Obviously, there is alot to discuss. I went to boston (highest ginger per capita i have ever seen. fabulous!) I got a snuggie (fuck yes.) And i invented a new sport - free-ponging. (its a cross between ping pong and free running. you need to see it to believe it.)

Todays rant is short however. texts from last night - why are there so many anti ginger texts in the world.....SRS?

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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for

you know what? the wendy's girl thinks your a douche bag. *burn* and so do i *double burn* and you're from west virginia ***scorcher!***

and thats not even the worst-


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friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
****side note, they're amazing

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Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
(ok true)

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I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
srs? he just got that much cooler. props.

and this is not even half of them. one of these days, the counter strike begins. GINGERS UNITE!


well, its good to be back :D
stay tuned for future gems such as
lady gaga - good, but could be better as a ginger!
vampires and gingers are NOT actually the same things, fuck you twilight.
steve jobs - enough already, now you're just being an asshole
and of course,
GINGER shore! g-foxxx would decimate j-wowww. good times!

xoxo,
g-foxxx!